Step 1:
Inform that you are coming over to our place with the purpose of visiting our new born.
Step 2:
Once you are there, pay no attention to the baby nor ask about his health or my health or anything whatsoever related to the baby and his mother.
Step 3:
Talk non stop about yourself, yourself and yourself [...]

45 days of staying at home doing nothing but pantanging and constant wiping of my baby’s ass had taken a toll on me. I really needed some fresh air. The kind of cool musky air-conditioned breeze, tainted with sickening sweet fragrant of Roti Boy and the armpit of that hairy guy that just passed [...]

Sometimes late at night, while nursing Miki I looked out the window and wondered why the baby’s poop have to stink so much I thought of Chico. Is he doing well up there? Perhaps we should send him a buddy…
So on the 1st March 2008, we fulfilled the deed of akikah for our baby, [...]