A couple of weeks ago, my uncle’s wife who is just several years older than me asked when am I due? I was not sure if she was asking about my road tax; or my upcoming appointment with my hairdresser, considering the roots of my rebonded hair have become a cross between an eagle’s nest and a berus dawai.
She was indeed checking on my schedule but not to get my hair fix but to get my vajayjay slid! In a gruesome case of e.p.i.s.i.o.t.o.m.y. FOR MY SECOND BABY!
I said WHAT PREGNANCY? I have just gotten two rabbits? They can do the reproduction for me?!
Apparently someone in my huge family has mistaken me for someone else who is expecting. Terus I feeling2 pop star fofular sebab orang duk speku-speku I preggie.. boleh?
Anyway this question is really making me vomit blood la… Before Miki they kept asking about our first kid. Now that I am struggling with the first kid ( HAVE YOU NOT READ THE PREVIOUS ENTRY?) they kept asking about the second.
Gimme a break la people… I am young.. I am just twenty *cough*batukberdarah*cough* only.. I can still make babies like Kokades and Min Min do.. relax!
You know I still haven’t folded my maternity dresses from my last pregnancy yet! They are still there in the rest of the pile of laundry yet to be sorted and ironed and folded into the wardrobe. That was just two years ago? What’s the rush?
Speaking of maternity dresses. There is also another delaying factor that contributes to the lateness of Miki getting an adik. It is called the GEMUK FACTOR.
Here is my photo when I was six months pregnant. Not bad eh?? Just the nose only la… didn’t my nose look like a jambu air that could have won a Gold Medal at the County Fair? Besar penumbuk siot!
6 months pregnant
And below are the photos of me at 7 months and 9 months pregnancy. At 7 months, my gemukness was still bearable. Only I had become a little overwhelm with crazyness. That pic was taken during my niece and nephew’s birthday in Penang. I was high. On Obimin.
And as you can see at 9 months, I look absolutely gorgeous! Like a full bloom sweetness of rafflesia flower. Neatly tucked inside the stomach of a full grown hippo.
I was fat. I put on 20kilos. Miki was born 2.65kg only. The rest went to my butt, thighs, nose, arms, nose and nose. Although the weight disappeared almost immediately, seriously people, I am still traumatic from the shock of everytime I look into the mirror- “Azman!!! Ada badak masuk rumah!!!”
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