The drive to Tesco Puchong from our house takes 5 minutes. These videos were taken last week when we were on the way there to grab some breakfast. It so happened that we had the camera with us to record Miki talking. We like to ask him random question and see if he can understand and answer us correctly.

Check out if you can catch what he was trying to say. Our kid is talkative yet very pelat!

First we asked him where we were going?

He said “Pergi kedai mamak beli roti!”

Then we explained that we were not going to Mamak but to McDonalds instead.

Heheh! I like the way he pronounced “Burger lahh!”

Next random question is where does Daddy and Mummy works?

Actually Daddy works at Sony not NoneeNoneeNonee and Mummy really does work at M****! He got that right!

And then when he really has nothing to say he just like to babble…

Miki can go Mummy! Daddy! Mummy! Daddy! for a long-long time! For no reason at all.

Sometimes when I was talking to his Dad, he would put both tiny palms on the sides of my face, look into my eyes and speak very loudly “MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY!!” so that I cant hear his Dad.

Miki is jealous of him. Akulah rebutan dua jejaka.

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 A couple of weeks ago, my uncle’s wife who is just several years older than me asked when am I due?  I was not sure if she was asking about my road tax;  or my upcoming appointment with my hairdresser,  considering the roots of my rebonded hair have become a cross between an eagle’s nest and a berus dawai.

She was indeed checking on my schedule but not to get my hair fix but to get my vajayjay slid!  In a gruesome case of e.p.i.s.i.o.t.o.m.y.  FOR MY SECOND BABY!

I said WHAT PREGNANCY? I have just gotten two rabbits? They can do the reproduction for me?!

Apparently someone in my huge family has mistaken me for someone else who is expecting. Terus I feeling2 pop star fofular sebab orang duk speku-speku I preggie.. boleh?

Anyway this question is really making me vomit blood la… Before Miki they kept asking about our first kid. Now that I am struggling with the first kid ( HAVE YOU NOT READ THE PREVIOUS ENTRY?) they kept asking about the second.

Gimme a break la people… I am young.. I am just twenty *cough*batukberdarah*cough* only.. I can still make babies like Kokades and Min Min do.. relax!

You know I still haven’t folded my maternity dresses from my last pregnancy yet! They are still there in the rest of the pile of laundry yet to be sorted and ironed and folded into the wardrobe. That was just two years ago? What’s the rush?

Speaking of maternity dresses. There is also another delaying factor that contributes to the lateness of Miki getting an adik. It is called the GEMUK FACTOR.

Here is my photo when I was six months pregnant. Not bad eh?? Just the nose only la… didn’t my nose look like a jambu air that could have won a Gold Medal at the County Fair? Besar penumbuk siot! 

6 months pregnant

And below are the photos of me at 7 months and 9 months pregnancy.  At 7 months, my gemukness was still bearable. Only I had become a little overwhelm with crazyness. That pic was taken during my niece and nephew’s birthday in Penang. I was high. On Obimin.

And as you can see at 9 months, I look absolutely gorgeous! Like a full bloom sweetness of rafflesia flower. Neatly tucked inside the stomach of a full grown hippo.

I was fat. I put on 20kilos. Miki was born 2.65kg only. The rest went to my butt, thighs, nose, arms, nose and nose. Although the weight disappeared almost immediately, seriously people, I am still traumatic from the shock of everytime I look into the mirror- “Azman!!! Ada badak masuk rumah!!!”

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It is a rule very well known among parents – DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILD IN THE BATHROOM ALONE UNATTENDED!

I did exactly that this morning. The number one safety rule and I broke it. I left Miki in the bathroom alone unwatched and God please forgive me! Please let me forget!

It happened in about 2 minutes. Just 2 short minutes. I was bathing my baby and as usually he was very happy to get to play with water. His current bath toy is small plastic container about the size of my palm that I used to keep my bathroom scrunchies. He was using it to hold the water from the tap and splash it all around like it was Water Festival in Thailand.

Shampooed his curly-murly hair, soapy bubbles all over his lithe body and rinsed. The I realized that I forgot his towel. So  told him to stay put I was gonna step outside the bathroom for a second and grab his towel.

I did that just to find his towel has fallen on the floor and dirty so I took additional steps to the wardrobe and get a crisp new towel. Which I couldn’t find. So I opened Miki’s cupboard and there lied the fresh towels. All this happened in 2 minutes or less.

All I was hearing was quite! I panicked! Miki quiet? Something is not right!!!

I rushed to the bathroom and I heard splashing. I was relieved. Until I saw his condition….

HE WAS BATHING WITH TOILET WATER!!!!!

Miki  had lift up the toilet cover and used the plastic container to scoop water from the poop poop bowl and SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH!! Like Thai Water Festival… Just like Thai Water Festival…

I didn’t know if I wanted to laugh or to cry…

I think I did both.

There you go kid, earliest 2 year old milestone.  MANDI AIR JAMBAN. Bravo! Bravo!!

ps- Azman is gonna get really pissed at me once he reads this…

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