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How to make me vomit blood, Parenthood

When Mrs Mother of Three asked my mom about the type of formula my baby is taking, my mother innocently answered, why Diyana breastfeeds her baby! Guess how Mother of Three responded to that. She questioned-
“ Banyak ke susu dia?”
Do you know now, Mother of Three, that whose boobies you are kidding here? Whose [...]

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At least there is no tar in my fart!

How to make me vomit blood

Was in the big boss’ office discussing a multi million project. 4 out of 7 people there was devouring cancer sticks puff puff puff none stop one stick after another. The room was not exactly big and of course air-conditioned.
I saw the smoke from their cigarettes and those gushing out from their mouths and [...]

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How to make me vomit blood and write the longest blog entry in the history

How to make me vomit blood

It is strange what strange people can do to you. When my husband’s friend of 13 years confided his bizarre love story to me some three years ago, I cannot help but to be realistically honest in regards of his wretched girlfriend; that I think she is a fake.
If I were to exchange the [...]

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