About a week before raya, Miki received the first postcard in his entire life and it came all the way from Germany.  It was sent by my sister Shanaz that Miki was supposed to call Cik Naz but instead he calls her Cinas or Shinas or Dia Tu. The card was also from my brother [...]

I hope it is not too late to wish all Muslims reading this – Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir dan Batin! Zahir is when I accidentally stepped on your toe and purposely finished your choc cookie ration. Batin is when well, I called you stupid and you thought I was joking but somehow I was [...]

Ada yang bertanya kepada saya, mengapakah dua entry terakhir di blog ini dalam Bahasa Melayu. Saya menjawap tidak tahu. Mungkin tahap kepekatan belacan dalam darah saya sudah tepu, mengatasi tahap cheese dan minyak zaitun. Lantaran lidah saya pun kelu nak bercakap bahasa penjajah dan senang sekali menulis dalam bahasa ibunda. Chewahhh… Dasyat tak BM gua? [...]