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Beautiful Chicken Shit (Flowers)

Our Hari Raya AidilAdha break was spent at Azman’s hometown. One day he took me for a walk to the huge paddy fields that belong to his late grandfather and the view was breathtaking.

I have always pride myself for being a kampong girl but now I realized that Penang island is not really kampong laa… real kampongs are fantastically unique and gorgeous.
I took a lot of photos and I think I would like to paste them in this website.

I do hope no one would criticize so badly on my pictures because you know I am NO photographer and my machine is no 10,000 bucks camera with 20,000 bucks lens. In fact my camera was bought attached to a lens and if I take it off, the camera will then be called pieces of broken camera.. yelah, takkan pieces of broken heart pulak?! hhehe.. Plus, the only feature in the photo editing tool that I know how to use is ‘resizing’. hehe!

Here are some of the pictures of flowers. I took many of those from my mum in law’s garden and around the kampong. I will try look for the name of the flowers in the mean time I only know Bunga Tahi Ayam or Chicken Shit Flowers. Hehehe!

 

purple flowers

Pretty purple blooms. Mak plants them in a pot in her lush garden. I have never seen them before in other places.

chicken shit flowers

These chicken shit flowers don’t have a nice scent but when let grown into a bush adds so much glorious colors to the lanscape.

lilies

These lilies grow wild on the yard. I used to play with this flowers when I was a child. I have then forgotten how beautiful they can get.

Flowers sure can bring back memories. And flowers sure make me feel romantic. Even bunga taik ayam… sighh… more photos later…

Have a nice day!

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VomitBlood-O-Meter – The Little Twitching Finger

I have been spending a lot of time in front of the idiot box lately. Mainly because our little protégée has been sleeping better and even when he is awake, he can entertain himself by playing with his toys. And tearing down the house. I don’t care, I just watch TV.

Last Saturday, as my contact lens aided vision glued to the screen, the very few remaining brain cells that work inside my head tried to recall when was the last time I actually indulged in TV programmes. I realized that it has been so long!

Oh my God! I have been neglecting THE TELEVISION! The inventors of TV must be disappointed in me! And oh the producers of Nickelodeon National Geographics, I am so sorry!

To make it up to them, I watch a few Malaysian shows. Not that it has got anything to do with National Geograpics or anything, I just need to watch something without having to process the info using my ever so tired mind.

I would have to say some local shows have doubled in quality probably say….. 5% of what Tan Sri P. Ramlee had produced but they deserve a pat on their shoulder still. Others on the other hand deserve a tight slap on their face for making me vomit blood on the TV screen.

They are horrendous! Unspeakable! Full of absurdity beyond my vocabulary of bad words can depict. And because they make blood vomit splutter on the TV screen, I will try to write about them… One of them is:-

Programme Title : Amboix3 Azwan Ali
Channel : ASTRO RIA
VomitBlood-O-Meter : 8 out 10 buckets of vomit


This programme is absolutely WRONG. The host especially is a piece of waste excretion. He parades in what looks like an apartment while asking so-called controversial questions to celebrities. It is obvious to me that no one could actually think of all those questions but the twisted host himself. He asks his ridiculous questions while twitching his little finger and chanting Amboi Amboi Amboi every 5 seconds.
Even while the celebrities are talking he still keeps on going Amboi Amboi Amboi, and rudely interrupts them.

This act disturbs the hell out me. I don’t know what he was trying to do twitching his finger like that. Is he trying to korek his hidung? Or the celebrity’s hidung? Scary!

And gosh don’t let me start on his outfits. He always wears mismatched costumes from Moulin Rouge and some queer Halloween party. His hair has many colors. His sunglasses put Elton John to shame.The way he speaks proves he doesnt have enough testosterone.

It is so obvious that the host produces his own show because oh! come on! Who would wanna invest on that kinda crap? Think of something else la… Ask controversial questions while bungee jumping ke? scuba diving ke? Stop making lame shows for goodness sake! The only reason why ASTRO is televising them is the fact that RIA goes on 24 hours and they have plenty of available airtime.

After watching the show for 5 minutes last week I had one of the scariest nightmare in my whole life – a little finger was chasing me in an apartment while the annoying voice was going Amboi Amboi Amboi! over and over again… I woke up scared to death. I have always hate them aww-aww!

More TV shows review coming soon. In the mean time bueekkkk!!

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Cimiki Chikadee Supermarket Invasion

Cimiki Chikadee loves monkey business. He follows Mummy and Daddy grocery shopping. He refuses to be hold, refuses to rest in the trolley’s child seat, instead he wants to sit IN THE TROLLEY with all the goodies. Cimiki has forgotten that he is 10 months old and still a baby. He thinks he is 10 years old and acts like he is so big already. He stands straight in front of the trolley facing outwards as Mummy pushes along. Sometimes he stretches out his arm and throw his head back just like Rose on Titanic. Oh so romantic, Cimiki!

Naughty baby

Gerammm!! Cimiki shopping in pijamas

But not for long! As things are being thrown inside the trolley, Cimiki gets all mischievous and starts a new mission – to STOMP ON ALL THE GROCERIES! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! 

Mummy got a headache. Daddy is too afraid. What if he throws this bottle of chili sauce out to the floor? He already has grab many clothes and toys in when we are not looking!?

baby for sale
Penyekkan kotak tisu itu!! Yeaaahh penyekkan lagi!

People passing by would stop and look. “Hey, there is a baby in your trolley!” Mummy answers yes, he is still a baby. Are all baby boys supposed to be naughty like Cimiki???

 

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