Why I don’t read your blog without wanting to die immediately
When it comes to reading other blogs I can be really weird.
First I like to read really good blogs that are rich in content, whom writers are on the same wavelength as me, really pretty website template and accompanying pictures, witty and entertaining. The problem is I also like to visit blogs that are so goddamn stupid, ugly, boring, full of colors merelit-relit liplapliplap like a Christmas tree and the Christmas tree is all it has, totally no content at all.
I think there is something wrong with me – while I am on that blog I would feel my heart throb with agony, my pimples burst out volcano-like pus on their own and my hair falling onto the keyboard like maple leaves in autumn. Yet I continue to read and I feel myself slowly dying. So I stop and move on the next stupid blog and the same painful circle happens again so I had to scream WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING? And click on the X button.
The next day I visit those blogs again. I think I am addicted to stupid.
Please bear in mind that these blogs are LOUSY ACCORDING TO ME ONLY! To other people they might be a total work of genius, an award winning work of entertainment. So before you judge me, let me declare that I too realize that I also blog like crap to certain people. Let’s face it – some like it merelit-relap some don’t.
These are the blogs that make me wanna vomit blood:-
1) Blogs that ask questions. Each and every blog entry is nothing but, “Hello, What you readers having for lunch today? I am having lasagna!” Then post one photo of lasagna that is not even original but taken from the web. That is his/her lunch entry. Dinner entry; “Hello, what you readers having for dinner? I am having Nasi Ayam!” Then post one photo of nasi ayam taken from the web. I vomit blood one full bucket.
2) Blogs that are full of advertisements. Making money out of your blogs are good but try not to be so blatant about it! When doing a sponsored entry kindly don’t start with “I would like to tell you about this deodorant but it is an ad, so actually I don’t have dark armpits, you know!” Oh a good blog advertorial should be convincing enough that readers do not know you are paid to write about that and hello if your armpit not dark why you wanna write about armpit whitening product? *pengsan* vomit blood two full buckets.
3) Blogs that are full of wrong spellings done INTENTIONALLY! I don’t know, maybe I am just too old for dy for dia, bleyh for boleh, ak for aku, ai for I. If the blogger is a teenager I can understand that they are in the verge of the hormonal geyser but a full grown man/woman? The language we used reflects our mentality. Leave bahasa pasar at the pasar. Vomit blood three full buckets.
4) Blogs that are totally selfish, narcissistic and pointless. Example – diyanazman.com. Enough said. Why do you think I keep coming back to my own blog? To vomit blood of course.
Four types are enough I believe. Happy blogging everyone!
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