Hello Readers!
I am very proud to bring you a special Pop Quiz that is sure to crack your brain and rot your teeth! Tell me, o’ intelligent readers of mine, what do these characters have in common?

Picture 1 – HELLO KITTY

Picture 2 – Shin Chan Lookalike

Picture 3 – Spongebob Squarepants

Picture 4 -  Diyana 1stimeMom

Prizes will be given according to two categories –

1) The most correct answer – 2 days 1 night stay with Miki (diapers provided, any cuts or bruises not insured)
2) The most creative answer – free and easy 1 day out with Miki to the park and mall ( diapers provided, any cuts or bruises and mental torture not insured )

Note – Bani is not permitted to enter the second category contest.

Good luck and you may leave as many answers in the comment box. Winners and pop quiz result will be announced later.

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Last night we went for Iftar at Wong Solo Restaurant in Bangi with Azman’s friends from his secondary school. His friends are mostly guys but their wives are awesome women, very friendly and nice so I didn’t hesitate to start selling infra red bra stuff my face with the food. Yum! Yum! Fantastic sweet and sour unidentified fish (most probably garoupa) and fried sea food but the ayam penyet was tad too sweet for my liking.

Miki was doing okay considering I managed to mencekik enjoy the food, we gave him his own chair (they ran out of high chairs for babies), his own plate and drinks. It was a mess, yes, but the fact that his shirt was not soaked was already enough to make me shed tears of joy and thankfulness. That was during dinner but after that Miki turned super duper hyper, he was dancing around, running around and refused to be hold even a minute.

And when I tried to carry him in my arms, look at what he did to my jaw. Kindly ignore the blemishes, the black head, the dark spots, the jerawat batu, the uneven skin tone, the open pores.. (tinggal kurap dengan kusta je takde kat muka aku) just look at the cuts Miki did with his tiny fingernails.

I was bleeding ok??? I could have died, you know! The pain shot to my brain down my spine… This raya I have another accessory readily adorned – an inverted U shaped scar and another one that looks like a bleeding mole.

Elok sangat lah tu, Mummy memang tengah cari sebab jeee nak pow duit raya ko nanti Miki!

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Question 1:
Minah – Diyana, I got a job at ASTRO, do you know any house or apartment I can rent around your neighbourhood?
Diyana – Owh, you can try Bandar Kinrara here and Bandar Kinrara there… I saw some  houses in xxxx, really great place, here I have this no of the agent you can call …
Minah – But that place sure very congested right?? Everyday jam one!! All road got traffic jam all the time.. Eiii.. I don’t like la… How can you stand it???
Diyana – Yeah, anyway take this number its 03-xxxxxxx..

I should have answered –

PALA OTAK angg!!!! You were the one asking for place to rent in my neighbourhood; and now you are complaining???!!! It is 2009 la… Kuala Kangsar to Manong also jam laaa.. you don’t want jam you move behind the hospital laaaa… from mental ward to morgue sure no traffic jam one….!! ~carut~carut~carut~

Question 2:
Peah – Diyana, how do you cook Ayam Goreng Berempah (Fried Chicken with spices)? I wanna try, gimme the recipe..
Diyana – Okay, I have two version, one, mix egg with curry powder, sugar, …. Then add some salt…. Version two is nicer, you blend red onions with spices and ginger… marinate and fry them…
Peah – Ginger??? Erkkk.. I never heard people put ginger in fried chicken before??? My mom cooks this too but she doesn’t put ginger.. eewww…
Diyana – Well, my cooking rule of thumb is anything chicken must have ginger…

I should have answered –

THEN GO BACK AND ASK YOU MOM laaa!!! Or Jamie Oliver..Or Pak Ali Canteen at St George’s!!! There is a million way to cook a chicken, if you do not want to know how creative my culinary skills can be, do not ask me!! ~carut~carut~carut~

I took this test at Facebook a couple of days ago and it showed that I am 71% evil. What the hell??? After all the censorship that I have implemented on my own speech I still get 71%???? Imagine if I hadn’t , how many percentage you think I could get?

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