I think Azman is a very patient person. If I were handling a wife like me I probably had long time ago fell for Mel Gibson because the wife I have at home is most annoying. But nope Azman never does that because he is duhh! not gay. And because he is also very patient. Isn’t that the whole main point of me writing this paragraph? To tell that Azman is patient?! then why the hell I go mentioning I have the hots for Mel Gibson?? I thought I was gonna write about pizza??! Fishhh..
Oh I remember now! I was extremely exasperated and frustrated at Pizza Hut recently,that I had annoyed my patient and cool Azman. You know lah men around 30 memanglah cool kan??? Faktor usia lah katakan…

The problem with dining at restaurants in Malaysia is they tend to lie!!! They are all bunch of deceitful restaurateurs out there; the pictures they put on the menus are so intensely exaggerated it will bring shame to the sound engineers that dubbed the dush! dush! kebaboom! effect everytime Salman Khan throws a sissy punch on bad inspector Shahab in those Bollywood movies.

Being the early twenties muda remaja darah bergelora perut tengah lapar pulak tu I have given the waiter a long lecture on commercial deceit. And how I shall have him withered in pain as I murder him if I catch him spit on my garlic bread after my educational lecture.

Then we went home and I made my own pizza. It was a life threatening attempt. To think that I put Azman’s digestive system at stake yet another time makes me feel very brave. Luckily the pizza turned out damn good. You guys ought to try. ( All recipes attempted at your own risks; the author of the blog will not be held reliable for any diarrhea, vomiting and mother in law’s abhorrence).

Here is the recipe.

Pizza ala Malas Malaysia

Because I am lazy innovative, I don’t bother to make the pizza dough myself so I used pita bread as the crust for my small sized pizza. Then I reused my pasta sauce recipe here as the pizza sauce. I spread the sauce generously on the bread before I dumped lots of grated parmesan on it. Scatter pineapple, paprika, sausages and chicken bits on top. For the chicken, marinate with your favourite seasoning, leave in the microwave on high for 7 minutes. I lather another thin layer of sauce and another straight to the bum layer of cheese. Ten minutes in the oven and I got this.

Laden with topping heaven. Can this still be called pizza?? The juicy toppings are overflowing!! Yummm!!!!

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It was Katak aka John Esham’s idea of a badminton match last wednesday. Kesian Katak is one very lonely man all away in the waters of Terengganu so I guessed why not but futsal would be better isnt it? I managed to arrange for a friendly match with ex-sony colleague, Sharol on Friday night at King Futsal, Bandar Baru Bangi.

To gather at least 5 people to play futsal is actually an easy task for me.. i’ve many friends in Bandar Baru Bangi that have always been waiting for my invitation. However my dilemma was.. how can i make sure i was not inviting too many people?? We’ll only be playing for an hour and i hope not to gather more 8 peoples for this friendly match…But if i only invite 8 guys.. there’re possibilities that only 5 will show up..siigghhh..

In the beginning, i only invited some of my close friends that you can find chatting in my blog shoutbox. Katak,Apeck,Tallang and Nize aka Johan agreed to join. Poeng was enthusiastic too plus he even volunteered to bring Tugie along. Thats great.!!.. i already had 7 people to join my squad…it seemed pretty easy.

But in order to be safe, i asked diyana to get her colleagues over to join my team.When 3 people confirmed playing, the total has become 10 guys!!!…gosshh…i have too many dudes already !!! i dont want to repeat my mistake last year when i invited almost 17 people to join and to my great surprise, they all came!!! for only an hour worth of a friendly match..!!! aiiyyaaaa..

On the day of the match however, a different disaster had actually happened… first, that old croaking Katak said he wont make it from trengganu..later Apeck & Tallang kept saying that Bangi is too far..blaa..blaa….too far..blaa..blaa… Although i cant actually read people minds… i was sure…they would never come. The most ^%!@#@ excuse came from Tugie…the best excuse that he could came up with is his wife asked him to buy fish at the market at that time.!!! Arghh!! Oh well…maybe friday nights are actually hanTU GIgi (Tooth Ghost) ritual day to eat fish. !!

By then, i was pretty sure i only got 6 players and i didnt have enough time to call another player. i called Tok Mut, Gambir, Azham, Tohak..etc but all of them already had other plans.This was going to be my worst futsal arrangement ever…!!!

The match started at 8pm, and i only had 3 players. Me, Nize & Azam. Poeng was late and so was diyana’s colleague, Bon & Ross. So, for the first 5 minutes, we were already going down 0-4. When Poeng, Ross & Bon arrived however,we managed to show them what we got and scored 3 goals in a row.. When the result was 4-8, Poeng replaced Nize as the goal keeper. Since that, the other team only shoot 2 goals past Poeng.. We scored more than 10 goals until we lose count…

i would like to call Poeng as the man of the match but i think the actually trophy should go to Rena.Though its obvious she did not play but since her arrival, Azam played miraculously different and even scored a couple of really nice goals.

Hopefully, we can have another futsal friendly match next time and everybody will join. I look forward to more funny excuses like Tugi’s. In the mean time I hope he’d go to class and learn to give better excuses.

This is my second futsal match since Sept 06. I felt heavy (ive put on an extra 5kg since then) and I was really tired. Thank goodness I scored 5 goals despite panting crazily for oxygen throughout the whole match….hehehe..

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During the launching of Malaysia’s rfid microchip, I was in charge of kissing them media rep’s butts. The event was inaugurated by depressing Pak Dollah, Malaysia’s Prime Minister who was more interested in the durians and mangoes in the box embedded with the powerful microchip rather than the impressive rfid application itself. Cant blame em guys! watch movie drool on the pontianak, watch tennis gawked on Anna, get off to space and play traditional kiddy games.. those sorta things.

Spongy in the brain or not, I still wanna get my picture taken with him so hey!! Check out this picture. You can see the whole of the half of the front of my head!! Coolness..

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