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Belum habis lagi berpuasa Datin CT telah pun mendapat kuih raya hadiah dari Datuk K. CT tersangat happy. Nak tahu kuih apa???Batang Buruk!!!!

Talk about raya, I really can’t recall when was the last time I felt so zealous and excited about celebrating raya the way I am feeling this year. Perhaps because now we have a house of our own, that I can decorate suiting to my psycho psychedelic flava. Hahaha!
My mama will pengsan if I switch her pale beige carpet to a blood red one. Only Azman je can live in a house with crimson couch with yellow lantern kot!!..hahaha!

I also make kuih raya this year, being a pathetic beginner that does not know the difference between shortening and lemak sayuran, I start off with the easiest recipe :

Toasted Honey Cornflakes with Almond

Ingredients:
7 cups of cornflakes
1 cup of butter
3/4 cup of honey
2 cups of almond slices (toasted)
Cherries

Methods:
Pour softened butter and honey onto bowl of cornflakes and almonds then mix well.Place in cookie cups, sprinkle tiny bits of cherry and bake in 170º for 10 minutes to make them chrunchy.

I plan to engross myself with these tasty tidbits while watching those sad teary Raya dramas and totally ignore those spunky kids who will be trying to squeeze the duit raya outta me… hehe!

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In the attempt to curb my fear of frustration, my New Year resolutions for the past many-many years have always been To Be a Better Person. It’s very abstract, you see, so at the end of the year, when I ask myself about the success rate of the previous resolution and I can kelentong some really good answers to respond and satisfy myself.

Since my pretty self is also pretty smart so conning her isn’t exactly easy; had my resolution been To Wash My Car Regularly Myself, it is quite a challenge to reassure yours truly whilst indeed the car had been washed frequently; could that be me washing it? It is difficult to manipulate the mind into believing that that fella washing the car is myself when I am perfectly aware that my limbs are not as hairy, my chest are much more fleshy and my teeth are not as pearly as those Indian immigrants working at the Esso car wash.

Susah you see?

So I stick to the intangible resolution - To Be a Better Person. I can at any moment produce 1001 reasons why I am a better person this year than I was the last.

This year I allowed teenagers to call me Kak instead of shoving French Fries up their teenage nostrils. Walla! What an improvement!

Last year I washed my own socks, this year I washed my socks and Azman’s socks, I washed a whole lot more socks than ever! What a better person I have become!?

I have definitely achieved my resolution! Yeaa!!

But explaining this to my girlfriends is pointless. They are so bloody neat they are hoping to hear some meaty stuff like This Year I Will Work My Ass off Till I Get Promoted as the CEO or This Year I will Master Metaphysic and Apply It in My Socks Washing Chore.

Come to think about it having riskier resolutions are not so bad after all.
Why would I even bother to create an action plan against blewing away yet another perfectly vague New Year resolution when by June I would be dead convinced that I never even have any resolutions in the first place?????

* The mind is a very complicated thing *

Fine! Let me think of something fancy. Hmm!

My resolutions for the year of 2007 are; well I resolve to eat more vegetables and fruits. I will drink more than 2 glasses of water per day. I resolve to wash my face before I go to bed. I will finish a bottle of facial toner in the duration of one (1) year or before the product quality date expires. I will buy a sun block. Then I will use it everyday. I resolve to save more money. I will buy fewer earrings. I will exercise! I will climb a mountain. I will be Jessica Alba!!! I will name my baby Miki!! I will remember my resolutions!! I will! I will!

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You are crazier than I thought! You changed 3 jobs in 2 years!!! I think your job is actually Looking for Job!

Gee, I never look at it that way, does crazier make me less successful?

Well,err…no…

Hey…Now that you’ve got me thinking, I just realized that I am more successful than you!! Cool!

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