Siri Bercakap Dengan Miki – Who yer calling annoying?
May 14th 2010DiyanaLuth Mikael
Part 1)
Every night after dinner, all of us would go to the new house to check on the renovation works. Miki loves it there because 1) it is under construction 2) it is dirty 3) we visit at night so it is dark 4) it has got a lot of construction work things to play with 5) the house is empty and wide for him to run around like crazy.
Each time we come back from the visit, I would have to be giving him a bath regardless of the time because even a stray cat cannot be filthier and dustier than him. Yesterday, we spent about half an hour checking on the works that has been done and when it was time to go, Miki found a dead cockroach terpenyek in between scrap tiles.
Miki has found his treasure!
He said, “Wow! Sini ada lipas ni! Tengok ni lipas ni!!! Sini ada lipas! Kat sini! Kat sini! Sini ada lipas!” Macam best giler la kan dapat jumpa lipas kering tu.
Azman was getting very impatient, I was already outside, all the lights had been switched off and his Daddy was waiting for him at the door.
“Cepatlah Miki, biarkan lipas tu.. dah nak balik dah! Jom! Siapa lambat tinggal!!”
“Ada lipas kat sini, Daddy! Ni lipas ni! Woo ni lipas……” and he went on and on about the dead roach RIP.
Azman’s slowly raised his voice in annoyance. To avoid Zeus and Apollo from further damaging my already berlubang-lubang house, I coaxed Miki to leave, and with much effort I finally got Miki saying farewell to the disgusting dead bug. I took his hand and we walked out the house towards the car together.
“Mummy..” Miki said, “Daddy tu annoying kan? Daddy ni annoying la! Daddy ANNOYING!!!” sambil buat-buat muka sentap. hahaha
That’s a pretty big English word for a two year old Malay kid yang ibunya kampung hanya Tuhan membalas, Miki! Hahahha
Part 2)
This is as reported by Mama Rose, Miki’s babysitter. A couple of days ago I dressed Miki in a romper and pants and sent him to Mama Rose’s house. According to her later that day, Miki complained that the romper is too tight.
“Baju ni ketat sangat! Ketat baju ni! Ketat!” he said.
Mama Rose replied “Iyelah, baju ni dah ketat.. Ok bukak baju ni, Miki nak mandi.”
After she undressed him, Miki dengan penuh emo pointed at the romper on the floor and said “Buang baju ni! Buang! Nanti Mummy beli lain!”
Ko ingat Mummy ko cap duit ke apa?
Later at home I wanted to watch TV and Miki as usual was bugging me. Miki ni memang dasar dengki tengok aku nak bersenang-lenang, he would ask for a drink, ask me to go and play what ever toys he was holding with him in the bedroom or he would even switch off the idiot box.
“ Miki..” I said, “Orang lain pun ada anak jugak. Tapi diorang boleh je nak tengok TV, baca buku semua… kenapa Mummy tak boleh? Cuba Miki main sorang-sorang kejap. Ni nampak toys ni?” I pointed to the whole pile of toys that he has strewn across the couch.
“Mainan ni tak banyak pun?!” my pint size little toddler replied, while making a bored disgusted face looking at his toys.
OMG Miki are you saying mainan ko yang muat satu 20ft container ni TAK CUKUP LAGI dan ko kena jugak kacau mak ko yang ingin mencari ketenangan jiwa inniewww? Abih apa ko nak??? Beli mainan lagi??? Dasar spoiled brat!
*pengsan*
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