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Happy Hot Mama’s Day

I hope it is not too late to wish all e.p.i.s.i.o.t.o.m.y suffering, boobs engorging, hair falling, sleep depriving hot mamas a HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. And for those who endured varicose veins and stretch marks, better luck next time that’s a DOUBLE HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to you! Muah!

Azman didn’t get me anything to express his love and gratitude to me for making it possible for him to become a father, when I COULD HAVE DIED pushing the baby out through the looong loooong birth canal after I put on 20 kilos in the process of nurturing HIS baby in my tummy for nine loooong loooong months.

Azman said it is unnecessary for us to celebrate. He said there is no significance to Mother’s Day because it’s just the manipulation and propaganda of the GREETING CARD INDUSTRY. I think he just forgot. It’s okay, I will still get him a cake on Father’s Day, some nice cupcakes maybe, sprinkled with chocolate and arsenic.

Happy Mother’s Day all!

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Sorry Chelsea! Manchester United is still the Champion!

What a night for Ryan Giggs! Equaling Sir Bobby Charlton 758th appearance records, scored an important goal 10 minutes before the end of the match then lifted the trophy for the record 10th time!!

Great night for all Manchester United fan and for Chelsea fan, please support Barcelona next time if you want Chelsea to win the trophy back!! You know why???

Look at the uncanny connection between the winners of La Liga and the Premiership in recent years:

2001 Real Madrid - Manchester United
2002 Valencia - Arsenal
2003 Real Madrid - Manchester United
2004 Valencia - Arsenal
2005 Barcelona - Chelsea
2006 Barcelona - Chelsea
2007 Real Madrid - Manchester United
2008 Real Madrid – Manchester United

So, how about Liverpool?? Emm…may be you guys can keep dreaming as long as Real Madrid and Barcelona keep winning!..

Congratulations to Manchester United – The 2007/2008 English Premier League Champion!

One down..one to go…

Manchester United 2007/2008 English Premier League Champion

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10 times Champion

Trophy Presentation

League Title Winner for 17th time

Dressing Room Celebration # 1, # 2, # 3

Ronaldo & Nani

Ryan Giggs

Celebration # 1, # 2, # 3

Sir Alex & Quirez

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The Unforgettable Kuih Apam

My in laws came to visit last Friday. All of us was resting in the living room having tea and homemade kuih-muih that my mom in law – mil brought from home. They were all smitten with Miki so the spoilt little boy got to be hold all day long especially by his grandmother.

Excited with all the attention that he was receiving; Miki was all giggly, wide eyed and salivating down to his chin. I mean, that’s just Miki, he would get excited staring at his musical crib toy, at the cartoons playing on TV, at people who make silly faces at him… excited almost at everything that moves and plays music.

And the reason Miki salivates is because SOMEONE didn’t get his Mummy the thing she craved when she was preggie! Not because he actually wants something to eat!

But nope I guess my mil didn’t know the part about the watch, she thought Miki wanted to have a taste of the food that she was having!

And oh didn’t her hand moved so fast?! She was going…

“ Alaa, sayang..sayang…”

and half a nanosecond later she POPPED A CHUNK OF KUIH APAM INTO MY BABY’S MOUTH!!

KUIH APAM!! I jolted with shocked spasm, the ventricles in my heart detonated, I somersaulted, hit my head on ceiling and I died on the spot.

When I came back to life, I remember saying

“Heeeeeiiii! Why did you do that??! Why did you feed him??”

I remember what I blurted was nothing obscene but my tone was definitely high. Oops I think I raised my theater-performing-voice to my mil!

And oops I think I am absolutely super duper angry!

Kuih apam?? Why kuih apam?? Why not Big Apple Donuts or sushi or durian? WHY FEED DIYANA’S BABY WITH SOLID FOOD? WHY? HE IS JUST THREE MONTHS OLD!

The brain inside my head was bubbling and vaporizing and if she was just an inch away from being Azman’s mom, it would have exploded through my ears. It has been so long since I felt such anger! My son is an infant, he may look like he is 6 months old but he is indeed three! No three-month-old eats solid. His system can’t digest anything but milk what makes she thinks he can digest that freaking KUIH APAM?? Miki spitted out the chunk luckily, ELSE HE COULD HAVE CHOKED, COULDN’T HE? And that KUIH APAM, we don’t even know where it has been!

Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends, please do attempt murder on me this way. If you want to kill me, just make Toi the champion of Akademi Fantasia but please do not harm my child. Yes I know Miki is unharmed in the incident but now historically it is not me – Miki’s mother, the one that suffered an e.p.i.s.i.o.t.o.m.y over him, that officially feeds him his first solid food. And to think that my son’s first solid food is non other than KUIH APAM, I declare now that as a mother I am a complete failure.

Baiklah, saya ingin pergi menghentuk kepala ke dinding sekarang. Nanti saya akan tulis lagi…

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