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Learning Curves and Astounding Facts – All in 2009

   December 22, 2009  15 Comments on Learning Curves and Astounding Facts – All in 2009

Social Media

1. If you use the status message feature in Facebook as a platform for sarcasm, to badmouth and diss other people, you will be bound with paranoia and KEEP THINKING THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU in their status messages. Perasan.
2. I am married to Azman and I am married to Twitter. I am a polygamist.
3. Blogging is a way of life. One who questions other’s intention in blogging should be transported back to 1511 and ask the Portuguese why do they attack Malacca. The Portuguese would answer “SUKA HATI AKU LA!” and precede making money
4. When your children are sick do not send them to the nursery or babysitters. It is not nice when you are blogged about by the Mom whom child is infected from yours.
5. When a suspicious woman adds you in Facebook, she might be a stalker. And when the suspicious woman deletes all her photos in Facebook, SHE HAS INFERIORITY COMPLEX and YOU ARE CUTE.

Life

1. If you wear jeans and baby t with a pony tail, and your spouse wears short khakis and Superman t-shirt, do not blame the property agent for asking how much you have in your EPF’s Account 2. College kids don’t buy houses.
2. A woman who is working as a lecturer, married with 3 kids, dressed like a Muslimah with tudung jarang selempang nampak dada sikit, is not necessarily nice. In my case, SHE IS A SLUT.
3. When a man hits on a woman and gets rejected, the woman is ugly anyway. When a woman asks a man out and gets rejected, she was only kidding, and the man is dominated (DIKONGKONG) by his parents or his girlfriend or his wife. Sore loser.

To be continued..

Author: Diyana

15 thoughts on “Learning Curves and Astounding Facts – All in 2009”

  1. beberape fakta lagi fakta perlu dimasuk kat sini..
    *mat luth cikalut akan menyebut mat pit pittt…pada bila-bila masa dia rasekan perlu.. =P
    *mat luth makan sayur sawi satu pingan..
    *miki suka makan dadung..
    *selepas itu bak dadung..

  2. i agreed !!
    Statement No 1 tu aku rasa mmg betoi sgttttt..thanks for highlighting..selama ni aku rasa mcm aku jer yg rasa… now i know, org len pon rasa apa yg aku rasa.

  3. biasalakan…blog ni mcm blog aku jugak la kan…saje penambahan

    social life:
    1) colleagues are not necessarily be your best frens, but if your colleagues do spend and find time to be with you on weekend, they are maybe your friends or friends who wants to kill you

    2) mencarut to your friends doesnt mean you hate them but friends who gives thousands of compliments to you doesnt mean they love u either

    3) mengular with your friends for the sake of having fun together is necessary, but mengular and drag your friends with pujuk rayu is destroying your friends

    facebook:
    1) is not your personal diary. if u dont want people to know about you, facebook la sorg2 dan jangan add sapa2

    2) friends in your facebook sometimes can be your stalker, scandal, true friends or a collector

    blog:
    1) if u read others blog and u r updating your own blog, well…it’s just a blog for god sake! bukannya surat layang ataupun hang pi naik lori pasang speaker dok canang keliling kampung. sapa nak baca, baca la…tak nak sudah. kalau tak suka jangan baca…haihhh

    summary:

    BLOGGERS AND FACEBOOKERS ARE COOL! PSYCHOPATH IN BLOGS AND FACEBOOKS ARE COOL TOO. BUT PSYCHOPATH WITH NIAT NAK MENGGANGGU KEHIDUPAN ORG LAIN ATAUPUN KEHIDUPAN ALAMI ORG LAIN WAJARLAH DIHUKUM MATI SAJER

    SEKIAN…

  5. facebook junkie…kena kurangkan facebooking….am trying…ladang aku dah hancus..restoran dah bangkrap….hahahaha
    college kids doesnt buy house…hahahah setuju!!!!! kikiki

  8. blog readers ko sure add ko kt facebook kan d..tmasok la aku!
    eh tapi aku tade niat jahat k..aku suci!! wakakakkaa!

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