Resolutions all lined up…

I bet you have been in this situation. You were chit chatting with your friends when suddenly you got into your New Year resolutions and this friend of yours commented; “Ahh, you said the same thing last year! Why bother having New Year resolutions right now when you could have walk the talk at any time at all?”. And that comment got you a little upset.

To be honest, no one has the guts to say that to me so far so I cannot say that I’m annoyed by that remark. But the thing that really annoy the worms out of my colon is PEOPLE WHO KEEP USING THAT EXCUSE NOT TO HAVE ANNUAL SELF IMPROVEMENT PLAN!

Like dude?! Why do you care so much about the thing that that pessimistic bas*ard has to say? He is exactly the kind of person that likes to condemn other people whenever his brain is unable to produce anything else to say! And that happens to him all the time because he has a RETARDED BRAIN?! You got me?

I am prominently highlighting this because that is my New Year Resolution No. 1. And No. 2!

In 2010, I am gonna start to stop being silly emotional and to be able to strike up a middle finger (ok! ok! An imaginary middle finger) to unsolicited criticisms. In other words, people can say negative things about me and I am not gonna give a crap! Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me! Silap2 aku pulak ambik stick and stones tu pastu aku sumbat dalam mulut ko yang puaka tersebut,ok?

Ehhh negative nyaa. Tak boleh jadi ni! Because my resolution no. 2 is to go easy on the satire. It is gonna be kinda hard to do. Hehhehe

Third. Taking better care of my health. And my family’s too. I have started slowly on exercising again, which I have neglected when I was expecting Miki. With my bones in my mind, I am drinking more milk now but the tricky part is to increase my family’s consumption of HOMECOOKED meals (less fat, no MSG, less salt, more freshness, more balanced and nutritious) when cooking to me most of times is like writing poetry; do it in serenity and peace of mind, not when I am dead tired from work and having a hyper toddler screaming for me and tugging on my pants sampai nak terlondeh nampak spender bunga-bunga! Anyhow I have started packing my own lunch to work recently using my new enthusiasm –Tupperware, very environmental friendly, safe and convenient. I will blog about this later.

Talk about blogging, I aspire to let my blog topics do a little of those osmosis thing, you know. I am gonna let blog-about-what-readers-wanna-read and blog-about-what-your-heart-desires-but-crappy-to-your-readers just mix together like santan and sugar in a big bowl of cendol. Sweet and harmony!

I gotta start thinking about the readers now because 2010 Aspiration No.5 is to leverage this blog for moolah creation. As simple as that.

No.6 is start working on my writing project.

No.7 is to surround myself with positive people and do not let me be influenced into doing things that are against my stand or making decisions that are not best for me. I shall practice selective hearing and even when they are the closest of friends but if I want to improve myself, I need to stop listening to these type of people and perhaps just let their negative habits and emotional mentality to go ahead and BE MENTAL ON THEIR OWN!

Despite that of course, I am still going to improve my relationship with the rest of the homo-sapiens in this planets, by being a nicer person and doing my share in conserving nature plus my ultimate goal ever to improve my relationship with Him.

Okay, now that are aspirations 1 to 8. Aspirations 9 to 50 are pretty much recurring; stop buying too many shirts you don’t wear, stop buying too many pants that make you legs look like Squidward Tentacles’ tentacles, stop buying too more mauve lipstick… stop buying that and this..
I hope I can do all these and all I am hoping for is your support.

Author: Diyana

9 thoughts on “Resolutions all lined up…

  1. weee diyana nak buat buku. i will be the first to que to get yr first edition and autograph :-p

  2. bunga-bunga kaler pink ka?!..emm emm, spender aku juga yang getah dah longgar(setelah 5thn pakai) tu..dah ku buang! utk tahun ini spender agak baru yang belaka.. =P

  3. i want to adopt resolution no.2 and no.7. heh heh.. tapi paling penting resolution yg utama taun ni malas nak jaga hati org yg tak jaga hati aku. muahahahaha!

  4. good luck with your new year resolutions!

    btw, my daughter also loves tugging at my pants. most of the time she is fascinated by the cord (tracsuits), but sometimes she sneaks up unexpectedly from the back. jgn buat kat rumah org sudah la!

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