Our pride and joy, the not-so-little-anymore Chimiki Chikadee is now 3 years and 6 months. He is 102cm tall and weighs 17kg already. He knows some ABCs and Alif Baa Taa, some doa’s and surahs, some drawing and writing, some Maths and English but he talks…. Oh boy doesn’t he talk… A LOT!
Yesterday we were marketing and from inside the cart, Miki reached out one chubby arm and picked up a bottle of shampoo.
“Mummy!” he shouted. “Mummy kena beli ni….” He held the bottle up so that I can look at it.
“Mummy dah ada ni kat rumah, tak payah beli..” I explained.
“Eh Mummy! Ini kan… Mummy ambik, pastu bubuh kat muka macam ni…” he put both his stout chubby hands on his round cheeks and started to demonstrate how I should wash my face. “Pastu nanti tu semua hilang!!”
“TU tu apa?”
“Tu la..tu kan semua hilang… Nanti Mummy boleh jadi CANTIK!”
I then pengsan-ed tergolek on the cold cold floor of Giant supermarket. After three minutes I gained consciousness and asked him again, “Apa yang hilang Miki? Apa?”
I just need to ask although deep inside my heart I knew he was referring to my pimples or blackhead. Or the blemishes on my skin.
Or ALL OF THE ABOVE!
ANAK BERTUAHHHHHHH!!
“Ni la…” he doesn’t know the word jerawat. “Ni, ni, ni nanti hilang la…Nanti Mummy cantik.. ni kena beli ni!” he took my face and started pointing his tiny finger on my cheek. I was not sure if he was pointing at a zit or a black head, because it is a jungle out there on my facial epidermis.
Miki was so convinced a bottle or Dove shampoo can make me all my zits disappear.
Miki, ko memang bijak Miki… tapi adalah tidak bijak menuding jari ke arah kekurangan seorang wanita yang tahun hadapan akan berusia 30 tahun. Ini boleh mendatangkan kekacauan jiwa yang berlarutan! Apatah lagi jikalau ko cakap kuat-kuat di khalayak ramai pengunjung-pengunjung pasaraya besar. Mengertihh?
Owh but then again… that is my lil Miki. I remember a couple of months ago, he requested candy from his Daddy and he was questioned why he deserved it. He answered “Sebab Daddy kan cute!”
Wahh wahh.. kaki mengampu uols!
“Mummy cute tak?” Daddy asked again and Miki answered “Mummy tak cute…. Mummy cantik jeerrrr…”
Hehehehehe… terbaek Miki!
Talk about supermarket products, to date about 4-5 people have already told me how Miki reminded them of the boy in the Oreo commercial. You know the one that tricked his Dad so that he could take away his cookie. I don’t see it but some say he looked quite a lot like that boy in the ad, baju style, body language etc.. Ntahla…
But eh… ingatkan dah tulis blog pasal benda lain last-last ada jugak unsur makanan di bulan puasa ni ye? Hehehehe….
yess..nak2 part trick, sure Miki dh master skill tu..just bezanya rambut boy dlm iklan tu x kenteng mcm rambut Miki 😀
…mungkin sbb boy tu x pakai syampu Dove ..hmmm..mungkin….
Wani, hehehehe…. bab kelentong org and putar belit tu mmg Miki sangat terror laa… tapi syampu DOve tu aku tatau la camana dia dapat idea benda kosmetik tu boleh mencantikkan muka… stress aku! hehehehe