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Talk About Location

How to make me vomit blood, Project House

When are you guys gonna buy a house? We get that question all the time. And I mean alllllll the time. Asked by everyyyyybody. Even when I have a pimple the size of my nose on my nose; they’d still ask about our house. Oh I am so vomiting blood already! Need I not [...]

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The Unforgettable Kuih Apam

How to make me vomit blood, Parenthood

My in laws came to visit last Friday. All of us was resting in the living room having tea and homemade kuih-muih that my mom in law – mil brought from home. They were all smitten with Miki so the spoilt little boy got to be hold all day long especially by his grandmother.
Excited [...]

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How to make me vomit blood and tonyoh a stinky diaper to your face in 5 easy steps.

How to make me vomit blood, Parenthood

Step 1:
Inform that you are coming over to our place with the purpose of visiting our new born.
Step 2:
Once you are there, pay no attention to the baby nor ask about his health or my health or anything whatsoever related to the baby and his mother.
Step 3:
Talk non stop about yourself, yourself and yourself [...]

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