If I am a Datin, do I have to dye my hair 7 shades of yellow and make it bigger than both my boobs and head combined together?

If I am depressed do I have to tell the whole world that I wanna kill myself in the name of God ten times a day?

If I want to be happy do I have to buy a handbag that costs five grant?

If I am a good Mom do I have to feed my baby nothing else but breast milk for years?

If I am beautiful do I have to flirt with all men alive?

If I am a man do I have to flirt with the girls and make myself look like a deprived pathetic virgin at 40?

If I am single do I have to find an eligible bachelor who drives a Ferrari?

If my friend earns a million bucks a month do I have to earn the same?

We all have to be true to ourselves and think using our own brains. I need to ignore some people in order not to vomit blood.

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This in the 501st blog post in this website. I cannot believe I have written so many. No wonder I have forgotten some entries. I thought it was some kinda early symptom of Alzheimer and I was rather agitated but now with 500 and more posts, the symptom is justified.

Does that mean I am still getting Alzheimer?

Anywaaaaayyyy….

Yesterday I fetched Miki from the babysitter’s and she said Miki had been behaving very well! He didn’t sulk a single time and he kept hugging and kissing Mama Rose instead of trying to push her into the oven and close the door.

He spoke many new words including ones that I wasn’t very keen in teaching him like MALAS (lazy) and MATI (dead). He used these words in perfect sentences that reflected his understanding.

“Bulat-Bulat (his new toy cat) dah tinggal kat umah! Dah tinggalkan dah! Miki MALAS nak ambik!” dalam hati aku banyak la ko punya malas!

Part mati ni gruesome sikit. “Haaaa tu bas! Bas… langgar Daddy ni, bas! Daddy mati dah! Daddy jadi hantu!” *Mummy-Daddy dengar terus pengsan*

I love to hear him talk using “-kan” in perfect Malay sentence. He has mastered this for about a month or two.
“Kenapa Mummy jatuhkan balloon tu?” But anything involving his Daddy must be a little bit crazy and keji like

“Miki nak beli jujus (juice). Miki nak tumpahkan kat kepala Daddy! Haha! Habis basah-basah baju Daddy!” motipp ada angan2 nak mandikan pak dia dengan jus? *pengsan*

On the other hand, our house will be ready in a couple of days. I cannot wait to move in our new house where nobody can eat at my beautiful glossy new dining set and carries a mug around without a coaster. Awas ya Daddy and Miki, sapa buat sepah Mummy babab nanti!!!

Hahaha!

Speaking of Mr Daddy, his birthday is coming on the 3rd of June and I didn’t plan anything to celebrate! Boohooo! But considering 2 years ago I totally forget kira okla tahun ni tak lupa kan???

So to my darling husband, sekiranya Adinda lupa nak wish pada hari Khamis nanti, terimalah ucapan yg awal 2 hari ini – Happy Birthday to you! Diyana and Miki loves you very much!! Muax muaxxx!!

To all our readers thanks for visiting our psychotic blog despite the typos, the grammatical errors, the rojak language, the oral abuse (but I believe a lot likes to read my abuse haha!) Thanks! Diyanazman hopes to write 500 more entries! Weehooooo!!

Have some Diyanazman narcissism dua keping! Taken at the gorgeous tea plantation on the 31st January 2010 during our trip to Cameron Highlands with Miki’s Atok, Opah and Cik Ani.

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The renovation works at my house is not showing many signs of completion. Azman and I am stressed out but neither do I want to put the workers in pressure for it will also effect quality of work. See that guy on my roof? Itu bukan orang minyak ye? He is inspecting the roof tiles and trying to find any damage. Kang aku marah2 dia suruh cepat kang, terus dia terjun tiruk dari atas tu.. tak ke naya?

We sealed off 3 windows from this house and the works was done in April. I figured I wouldn’t need too many windows and it could save me some fundings on drapes and curtains. One window is at downstairs living room, another at family hall upstairs and the last is a very small one at master bedroom.

Here is two guys sealing the insignificant window from the garden with concrete.

Below photo is taken on 15 May. The worker is installing my glossy 2×2 black tiles as finishing for my counter top. His work is very neat.

On the same day this guys is working on the floor of the dining room. Looked kinda weird when he starts from the middle but he followed the floor plan that Azman drew and it turned out great. The design that I want had made it more tedious that regular work of lining up tiles on the floor because yeahhh that’s how I want it…

Painting job started a few days later. Here is another worker coloring my living room.

As we are also painting our roof, they need to clean up the roof tiles from fungus and dirt. He is using that high pressure water spray thingy. Azman took this picture from below our mango tree from the side of the house. This tree has never borne any fruit for ten years.

I like the above picture because it shows three men working in three different rooms at the same time. From right, one is painting walls of the stairway. In the middle another man working on the tiles of the bathroom and last, the skinny electrician is installing my black crystal pendant lights.  This is my master bedroom. I want to get a very dark atmosphere for this room. Still thinking of the color of the walls. Sigh…

I am very busy at the moment. But very excited as well. Happy Monday everyone!

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