When the doctor told me my baby has Herpangina, I was totally freaked out! I mean what the fuk is that? But the doctor is nice and he wears kopiah and all…. I can’t ask him like that but oh! come on, doesn’t it sound freakingly disgusting to you? Tell me… is it only me or are you guys are mentally relating herpangina to herpes vagina too? It sure sounds like that ok?!!

Aww don’t give me that look, stop acting innocent I know you are thinking just like I do..

And guess what, this disease, the one that has been causing so much pain to my baby.. the one that makes me cry because I cannot stand seeing my baby in such agony.. the one that gives me all the reason for maddening despair…

is caused by Coxsackie virus!

Did I just hear Cox-sack-ie?

Oh,what an articulate combination! Herpes vagina cock! Herpes vagina cock! Lalala… Lalala!

Who was that doctor that founded the sickness? Couldn’t he named it after himself? Or his pet cat or something? Did he really have to name it herpes vagina just because it was caused by cock?

Oh my god.

I am going crazy, am I?

I think I am. Its all your fault, you disgusting crazy child-tormenting virus!!

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Oh my God! I cannot believe my son can be so overrr!! Talk about taking after his father, alright! You see, it has been ages since Miki knows how to slap a High Five! But I have been feeling a little guilty because isn’t shake hand or bersalam is a bigger priority?

So we have been teaching him how to salam and cium tangan for a couple a times and now I think he has really mastered the skill la…

And Miki being Miki, he put a little twist to it like he always does and got me and his Daddy chuckling with laughter.

Miki, we know we have been teaching to kiss our hands when bersalam, but you don’t have lah to kiss until THREE TIMES! Hahaha! Are you protesting or what?

Hahaha!

Do watch the video, 1st salam and kiss Daddy’s hand, then kiss Daddy’s hand again for longer time. 3rd time, kiss Daddy’s hand and add some fresh saliva.. slurp!
4th, try to remove saliva with thumb!

Hahahaha.. such a naughty kid!

Mummy and Daddy loves you Luth Mikael! Thank you for the joy you brought into our lives…

Video taken when Luth Mikael was 12 months old.

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Dear Chris Brown,

A lot of people over here find it very exciting to know that Rihanna was going to have a concert live in Kuala Lumpur. I was told that Xpax users are entitled for 30% discount on the tickets to see your beautiful girlfriend, but unfortunately I am no Xpax user. In fact I have Maxis tattooed to my femur. Tsk tsk…

Nevertheless, as one of those people who are enthusiastic, full of boiling desire to see your talented girlfriend flipping her umbrella this Friday, so I gave a colleague of mine RM10 for him to top up his handphone credits. With that he received the precious discount code via sms. He had then pass it to me and I had then pass it to my other friend who had to go to war. In Midvalley. To purchase THE TICKETS.

When she did get to the booth, they said the quota for discounted tickets has been reached. Marvelous isn’t it! Owhhh…. Look at these Rihanna tickets! I bought them without any freaking discounts! After I spent 3 DAYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH XPAX LINE! How nice…

Come to think about it, did I just make a humble donation of RM10 worth of CELCOM talk time to my colleague? I think I did, didnt I? Do you think i am that generous? I DON’T THINK SO!

But its okay, Chris. What is ten bucks compared to the opportunity to see your girlfriend, the hottest star, Rihanna performing live. After all they do say I look like her. So its okay. I am cool. Chill…

So cool….

UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO PUNCH HER ON THE FACE! AND BITE HER ARM!!! JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN? DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS? WITHOUT DISCOUNT?!

I cannot believe that you could be such a PARTY POOPER! What do you supposed I should do with this strip of paper now ,huh? Wrap it around rice, serve it like sushi? Toss it on the floor, let it be eaten by Miki?

And what is this I hear from Perez Hilton that you have beaten the daylight out of her because Rihanna has got STD? I cannot believe this drama! You owe us a huge explanation, mister! you better explain now!

Diyana

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