Avoid singing in soprano if you sweat at weird places
Feb 4th 2007diyanazmanDiyana@Work & GoodStuff Share
Rummaging through old junks can really be great fun! And on rare occasion you can get to untangle hidden mysteries; unearth precious treasures or in my case last Friday, found a couple of pictures dated 1998 that are so valuable. Who would believe stacked among pictures of corporate launchings and AGMs are photos highly contributive to the well being of my personal state of humor; evidence to rare scientific phenomena and most importantly these pictures are fresh stimuli for me to submit a proposal to Rexona.
This is what I found at the office. Can you spot the not?
After much gawking I had moved on to laughing hysterically before I gawked again this time trying hard to methodically search for the source of the diamond shape damp. Did she wee-wee, had an accident and wet her skirt?
Being a female myself, I know very well that is not the spot for a wee-wee accident. Relative to that, around the waistline you can also find the same dark blue spots. So it can’t be a wee-wee accident and must definitely be a true case of perspiration!
That is my theory and I must say I need second opinion!
With the assistance of my colleague Liza (while laughing like mad), we have concluded that if you do not want to sweat on your sheshe; do not sing in very high soprano voice. Liza is very analytical; she even includes the possibility of an overly bushy bush causing the matter.
Please bear in mind that this is only a suggestion and the scenario above is just our proletarian hypothesis influenced with very sick humor.
However, we do strongly believe that Rexona needs to transfer their prominence on the glorified armpits and start introducing a new range of deodorant because some people just sweat among their bushes!!!
Wahahahahaha!!
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13 Comments »
farah kawaii on 04 Feb 2007 at 2:36 pm #
gurl…
even if u dah tutup mata dia, we still know who’s that…
hahaha… a stimuli indeed!!
not just rexona, but i think veet and Gillette also must come up with range of products for personalities of high vocals haha
minah on 04 Feb 2007 at 6:52 pm #
ive never seen anything like this!
unbelievable….how can she not noticed? wakakakakaka. aku pun nganga pelik like 10 minutes.
to begin with, i dont think she has any bushes esp up her waistline…wutever that got her sweating like that- cayalaa, its almost a diamond shape! at least some things are still symmetrical….wakakakakakak
Asroll on 05 Feb 2007 at 8:37 am #
Kejis betoi la hang ni diyana heh heh
Hilang ilmu aku 40 hari tengok gambaq tu heh heh
Frankensteina on 05 Feb 2007 at 1:09 pm #
Hahahahahaha! My stomach is still sakit from laughing so blardy hard that day with you!
You wicked lady!
Diyana on 05 Feb 2007 at 1:56 pm #
Farah..
I couldnt decide wether to cover her eyes or her mouth because both are equally prominent! ehhehehe
Minah,
Shocking isn’t it? Ahahaha..I hope you had a good laugh just like I did!
Asroll,
Suka la tuh..suka la tuhhh…
Frankie,
Why am I wicked?? Why?? I covered her eyes now didnt I?? No body knows who that is.. :p
Dade Ghost on 05 Feb 2007 at 2:45 pm #
Just my humble opinion…. she actually spilled something she ate or drank…. that spot would match her sitting position while eating or drinking…..
If that spot were to be at her rear… then it would be her monthly thingy…
But if I were her, and see this on your blog, I think I might just make u my enemy no 1. Ooops… u may get sued….
diyanazman on 05 Feb 2007 at 2:50 pm #
hahahahaa!!!
Okla! I will cover her whole face later!!
essentric on 05 Feb 2007 at 4:55 pm #
Hehe, first time in here, and I stumble upon something so ticklish! confirm not wee wee, cos female genitalia is not designed to squirt upwards no? Hehe.
Thanks for dropping by my humble crib too!
nadia on 06 Feb 2007 at 4:08 am #
hai diyana
u r right, bushy bush can be the cause. for that reason too – i hv long gone ermmm how shall i say …..bushless!
nadia
dean on 13 Feb 2007 at 4:52 pm #
u so mean…. u should have covered her whole face!!!! kejam!!!
RajaFirdaus on 20 Feb 2007 at 8:44 am #
mcm pernah ku lihat… tp dimana yer…
diyanazman on 20 Feb 2007 at 12:35 pm #
Dean…you lagi kejam kat I u kata I “K”!!
RajaFirdaus,
wooo..ko biasa tengok benda2 yg keji camni ye??? dasar pengkeji!
Natahion aka Apeckx on 26 Feb 2007 at 11:08 am #
mmg ler kelakaq..tp x baik wo jatuh kan air muka org tuh…kena pi mintak maap nih kalo tak sampai bila2 hang bersalah kt dia…