Looking at the glass half full
Malaysians have always been known for our good manners, politeness in communication and our delicate choice of words in speech.
Over the weekend I have met a few friends, aunts and cousins that I have not seen in a long time. They all have the same sentiment over me.
“Diyana, look at you! You are so much fatter!”
This is another perfect example of how Malaysians thoughtfully rephrase their thought in order not to hurt one’s feeling.
Oh,please! It is so obviouse that they are actually describing my exact resemblance with Rihanna Under My Umbrella! ella..ella..ella.. eh! eh! eh!
But of course Malaysians wouldn’t say such a thing! It is not polite in this country to voice out my similarities with that ultimate babelicious bombshell with legs that go on forever and a body simply to die for! Not to mention the chic bob hair cut and the curves all at the right places because Rihanna is never dressed modestly. She is VERY sexy and clearly not a good role model!
Tsk tsk tsk!
Ok. I have put on weight. Now shut up.
PS Azman, please turn off comment feature before Frankensteina reads this.Thank you.
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ili on 28 May 2007 at 9:00 am #
ok ape gain weight??takla truk sgt..aku lagi gemuk ape?hehehe
ayaqmasak on 28 May 2007 at 9:15 am #
I hateeeeeee that payung song. Hoh.
Nize on 28 May 2007 at 9:38 am #
:sinchan: emm…ada betul ka?? huu huu.. =P
farah kawaii comel on 28 May 2007 at 11:05 am #
terasa la pulak…
hang nak put on weight? go for some overdozed sleep
Asroll Jahat on 28 May 2007 at 12:01 pm #
Under my umbrella ella ella ella eh! eh! eh!
Nize on 28 May 2007 at 12:30 pm #
:sinchan: huuu..huuu..ada benar cakap farah tu.., ‘overdozed sleep’ itu adalah Hikmat Hibernasi Bkt Beruang!!
intan on 28 May 2007 at 4:30 pm #
diyana, my friends like to say,”Intan, you’ve put on weight, but I like you better like this.” I’m thinking, sure you’d like me better fat! Better just not say… because truthfully, women are very sensitive when it comes to their appearance. so, i am never truthful when my friends ask me how they look… i always say, you look the same or i never notice! hahahaha! selamat.
Iena on 28 May 2007 at 5:32 pm #
hehehe…lek lah D..you will gain the weight normally…simpan ruang skit..utk baby fat after give birth nanti…kang kalu skrg nih gain weight..nanti badan meletop2 camner? huhuhu..like me..i tried to gain weight since i’m 18…but i finally gain 6kg..automatically when i reach 26 yrs old. For as long as you are happy with wat u have…the hell with wat others days…huhu.
rite? :wink wink:
abg bani on 29 May 2007 at 9:42 am #
diyana not only gain weight…but her wallet too heh heh heh
abg bani on 29 May 2007 at 9:42 am #
sori..diana takde wallet, dia ada purse…heh heh heh
Diyana on 29 May 2007 at 9:51 am #
bani…walaupun secara tak langsung ko kata aku gemuk…tapi aku tetap bangga sebab komen ko kali ni pendek dan sopan…
abg bani on 29 May 2007 at 9:56 am #
aku memang seorang lelaki yg bersopan santun dan berhemah tinggi dan sesuai untuk dijadikan calon menantu bagi bakal mertua yang inginkan semangat muhibah dan kerukunan dalam institusi kekeluargaan. phewwwwwwww!
farah kawaii comel on 29 May 2007 at 3:30 pm #
aku langsung tak setuju dgn kenyataan perahsantan bani tu
Ahni on 29 May 2007 at 10:23 pm #
Kdg2 komen tu akan berbunyi “Kau nampak sihattt” which is equal to “Ko nampak gemuk dan hodoh”….
May be we should just say “I miss you”.
13may on 30 May 2007 at 3:02 pm #
takpa..takpa…badan berisi tanda senang hati…makan lalu:))
shanaz anggun & bergaya on 03 Jun 2007 at 8:09 pm #
anda boleh diri bwh payung saya.
payung payung yung yung yeng yeng yeng.