Asia Cup 2007 Analysis – Why Malaysia lose to China?

As we know…Malaysia loses to China 1-5 in their opening Asia Cup 2007 match. Based on our analysis, below were the reasons why Malaysia has been humiliated with such a huge goals margin;

1) Malaysian player totally under estimate the Chinese because their players seems like a bunch of joker in Shaolin suits. Our players just can’t stop laughing since the 1st minute and losing concentration throughout the match!

2) Chinese players were very aggressive. Their tough tackling has made most of Malaysian superstar such as Akmal Rizal, Hardi Jaafar and Indra Putra cannot show their true skills because they scared that the going to get injured!

3) China has a very good goalkeeper that can easily save all Malaysian strikers powerful and thundering strike!!

4) We believe that China team had uses the service of Bomoh in their game against Malaysia. There is a report that said all Malaysian players can easily see a bright fire coming out from Chinese players each time they get the ball. However, the spectators cannot see anything!

5) Chinese player were very good in martial art such as Kung Fu. Some of their players were very strong and have an iron leg and head and even some players can fly in the air!! It is impossible for Malaysian player to play against them!

6) Their shoot was very powerful and strong. Even though, Malaysian goal keeper managed to block the ball from going in….he himself might easily fling into his own goal!!!

*I received this article from my friend in Malay. I am not sure who the actual writer is. It’s very funny so, I translated it to English…Enjoy!!*

Author: azman

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