I just cannot believe that this has happened. The Malaysian Angkasawan Mejar Dr Faiz Khaleed’s arm was slashed by two robbers with a parang at 2am today outside his house in Taman Mawar Cheras. He didn’t lose anything but apparently his friend lost piece of jewellery.
Man, I feel so sorry for him, right after Dr Faiz was crowned THE SECOND CHOICE; he got parang put on his neck! So kesian. Luckily he got promoted as a Mejar recently. Else I would say he is badly in need some mandi bunga or something. Haha..
The people who need a good soak in a floral bath to get rid of all the jinx is actually me and colleagues. Yesterday the Minister decided to hold the Post-Cabinet meeting at our office at a spur of a moment. The meeting was to be held today at 10am and the news was announced to us at about 3pm yesterday. Since it is our nature as suckupsbuttkissers to prepare the best accommodation for the Minister and about 70 other Datuks and Tan Sris and Datins and Datin Sris that will be attending the meeting, my colleagues and I worked out butts off spring cleaning the office and find a caterer that is willing to prepare the luncheon fit for the Minister is such short notice. Even Shangrila and Marriot declined so we bloody hell kelam kabut looking for a caterer that can.
After I sorted all my prized publications for the attendees, get the holding room ready, the press conference room taken care off, today the Minister arrived at 10am, very much on time.
He sat at the board room for 40 seconds; just enough to announce that he is joining the Deputy Prime Minister to visit Mejar Faiz at Gleneagles Intan Medical Centre. Then off he and there rest of the suckupsbuttkissers to the hospital. He did not take a sip of the ‘kopi kampung’ that he required, he didn’t take a bite of that fresh salad with low fat dressing that was ordered by his office yesterday at 5pm.
Sigh…
Oh well, lets look at the bright side, our office is suddenly so sparkling clean and today theres free breakfast and lunch for everybody. Yea..
aku kenyang lagi nih…
aku tak kenyang hari ni!..mm..best la makan free 😛
aku stranded huhuhuhu
and aku pon kena mandi bunga lepaih that journey to sepang huhuhu
masuk lambat la aku esok…
Macam tu la kan melayan karenah org kenamaan sepatutnya dia orang yang pening kepala melayan karenah rakyat…
sigh….isn’t that a waste of money…. besides all the efforts put in by you guys? kalau tak buat persiapan, then it means you guys are disrepectful of the orang kenamaan. if it’s the other way round, then what is it called? also, is there a need for so many people to visit that poor guy in the hospital?
Salam knal to diyanazman… Sian kn kat dr faiz… Uisshhh…jahat btul la robbers kan… Moga2 cpt sembuh …
yeah..i heard the news from our ex uni mates…..the news speard fast among us. Can’t believe it….he was our ex uni mates too….hmmm….hope he is doin well.
hmm….membazir duit tax rakyat lagi. ish ish ish…
I have never ‘melantak’ this much before in my life 🙂
Bleeding suckupbuttkissers! Made us run around like headless chicken.
Umph!
best woo mandi bunga…wangi ajer badan 😀
Dr Faiz tuh masuk gleneagles wei.. wooo hoo.. sebagai former VIP buttkisser n balaci.. aku sgt berbangga.. heheheh.. if im still working there mampuslarr nak kena attend all d VVIPs visiting him thr!
cian faiz….wooowooo!!!!!!doa je yg leh aku wat……hope tgn faiz cepat sembuh erk….
cian dr faiz kan????
semoga cepat sembuh ae….
insya’allah ada kesempatan…..nak sgt jmpa dia…
n buat dr faiz…redhailah apa yg blaku…
kerna d situ tdpt hikmah yg tersembunyi….
tatata…..=]…..assalamualaikum….