How my 2008 got started…
On the 1st of January 2008 I received many text messages from friends wishing me a happy new year. One however had gotten me contemplating between suicide and murder. She texted :
Wat is d best brand of cream 2 reduce appearance of cellulite?
Help! Thr’s so many in the market! :p
Just as the giant waves of tsunami swept over serene beaches, icy cold waves of sorrow swept over me. Nehi! Nehi! I wished I could run to a train track and let a big choo choo hit me… Shatter me into pieces.. I rather perish! I rather die than receive an sms like this…
Okay, now that is tad over reacting but seriously, if only I could strangle that friend of mine to death, I would do that. She had absolutely failed me. She betrayed our 13 years of friendship! We have been buddies forever, but after just nine short months of my pregnancy she impaired my heart and soul by making me the point of reference for cellulite cream!
Please do not forget me friends, I am Diyana, you friend, I MAY BE THE QUEEN OF BLEMISHES BUT NEVER HAVE I BEEN A VICTIM OF CELLULITE!
Sob! Sob!
Oh I remember how my beauty conscious friends used to refer to me for tips on where to get the skinniest of pants, or the skimpiest of shirt for I am the expert of squeezing my body into a dress two size smaller than a dress size zero. Then in a blink of an eye I conceived, turned into a hippo and suddenly people thought that my major proficiency had moved from super low jeans to cellulite cream…
And I received the honours on the first of January.
Sob! Sob!
Happy New Year everyone…
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11 Comments »
Nize on 04 Jan 2008 at 9:17 am #
Uuu..Uuu..Selamat Tahun Baru!! =)
bani :* world peace on 04 Jan 2008 at 9:56 am #
mesti hang ngeri jika kegunduan hang ini berkekalan kan……hak hak hak
Dona on 04 Jan 2008 at 11:24 am #
hahahhahahahaha…
that is really cute..don’t worry, once you finish your pantang, you will gain your normal body weight…
errr…but i didn’t la…but then, i didn’t pantang properly!
Azealea on 04 Jan 2008 at 3:01 pm #
ish..ngeri..ngeri..
my aunt maintain her smooth cellulite-less tummy&tight skin with virgin olive oil..baju busuk n rosak lah but d result was worth it..
Diyana on 04 Jan 2008 at 3:31 pm #
I DON’T HAVE CELLULITE!!!!!!!!!
ayaq on 04 Jan 2008 at 4:56 pm #
Hehe bersabarlah kamoo~
kawaii_desu on 04 Jan 2008 at 5:16 pm #
hahahah welcome on board!!!!
hahahaah
bani :* world peace on 04 Jan 2008 at 5:32 pm #
selulit itu kalau diperhatikan betul betul bentuknya mcm kedutan pada kulit limau
ah ni on 06 Jan 2008 at 8:21 am #
Hahahah… cian Diyana…. buat dek aje lah kat dia orang tu….
SuperfluousBabe on 07 Jan 2008 at 9:09 am #
darling D…
bila ko nak meletops? miss u dear
Mommy to Chumsy on 08 Jan 2008 at 12:14 am #
muahhaaa..this is too funny diyana. your friend prob thought that since you are preggy, you may have cellulite…yes…go strangle her!