Everytime I look at my kaki, I want to eat KFC

I reread my New Year resolution for 2007 and I was literally shaking my head with astonishment. I seemed to have been so young, so hopelessly ambitious, so bold and dreamy to be resolving things like washing my face before I go to bed, drinking more water and buying less earrings…

I wonder if I was just kidding myself or did I really thought I could really achieve those things? Haha! I mean, last year I resolved to buy a bottle of toner and actually use it? Muahahaha! Just what was I thinking? Why didn’t I just resolve to kill a little girl and wait for the cops to arrest me? Even that joke is more likely to happen. Hehehe.

Frankly speaking, like honestly right from the bottom of my sincere heart; I only thought I would achieve my resolution number 11 – I WILL BE JESSICA ALBA. Looked like that’s the only resolution I had, that actually made sense and come on…. we all know that’s this close to reality right? :p (hey, why are you giving me that look? :p)

But then again, the one that I thought I could successfully achieve was indeed the one I that totally blew up. Because instead of Jessica Alba, I have turned into Beyonce! No kidding! You guys should see my thunder thighs, I mean, every time I look at my kaki, I wanna eat KFC! They are so freaking fat and juicy delicious!

Anyway I did lucratively achieve one resolutions though, I am not that much of a loser. And that resolution is To Climb a Mountain, which Azman and I did on my last birthday. I am also at 90% completion with our Project Baby. So I guess that counts as one and a half. Not bad eh? Syabas Inspector Shahab!

Time for 2008 resolutions now… I am going to be a bit serious this time. I really do wanna achieve these things..

1) I want to breast feed my little kid for as long as I could

2) Loose this thunder thighs and blobby butt so that I can put on my usual 24 inch Levi’s again

my twiggy legs

I miss my twiggy legs and skinny jeans

3) Get a facial, (this is rather repetitive from last year) I resolve to take care of my complexion. I am 25 years old and I have had only ONE facial in my entire life! I hardly moisturize my face too. No wonder I am so ‘pretty’.

4) By Hari Raya 2008, (this is gonna be difficult, gulp!) I must must must be able to wear the Kebaya that I wore during our Nikah Ceremony. I am now more than 10 kilos heavier than then, so lets hope I don’t get anorexic in the process.

My nikah dress

The kebaya i wore for our Nikah

5) As Project Baby is nearing completion, it is time we move on to Project Home Sweet Home. In 2008 we wanna buy a house.

Amin!

Author: Diyana

21 thoughts on “Everytime I look at my kaki, I want to eat KFC

  1. Hi Sharon,
    I thought of asking you, you are damn thin now compared to those days in St George’s… whats the secret?!!!! tell me! tell me how you did it!!!

  2. 1) u climbed a mountain???
    2) you used to wear 25 inch levi’s??
    3) you’re 25 yrs old??

    you’re ms hottie nottie!! heh heh

  3. emm..emm..bukan ke skang ni diyana makan burger prosperity jek?!! kepeh kepeh kepeh.. =P
    argghh..beyonce ka?! Uu..uu…

  4. Frankie,
    Thanks laling… u are my inspiration… ehehhhee… dah pi makan folic acid hang tuh.. :p
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    Azealea,
    Jom, jom, jom!!! But its not easy, we are thinking space or location… manyak susah la…
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    Farah,
    Hhehehe… I am very the beyoncit!!
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    Eintanz,
    1) We climbed Mount Kinabalu last year.. just Azman and I enjoying sunrise at the peak on my birthday… 🙂
    2) Corrections! 24 inch not 25… :p if i cant get back to my initial weight, i wouldnt have anything to wear… coz all my jeans and pants and skirts are in that size! mamposss…
    3) I am turning 26 in April 2008… ehehehe…
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    Nize,
    Ya betul, saya mengamalkan prinsip Eat Now Pantang Later!

  5. diyana,

    1) wow..salute. must be a memorable birthday celebration kan.
    2) 24!!!!! lariiiiiiiiii (i so envy you) but i trust you mesti boleh nyer. post la your latest photo. nak tengok. hehe
    3) oh dear..young mommy. so cool.

  6. mengapakah gambar kancil itu yang hang tunjuk. aku sudah kelaparan dan ingin memakan kancil itu. panggang tu sedap….

  7. Wow! We’re the same age! 🙂 And hurmm… Di, you’ve achieved mostly what I want to achieve for this year 😀 Kinabalu, check. Lil’ baby, check. So once you guys buy ur dream house, we’ll be even 😉

  8. Wow….. kemungkinan saya memakai size 24 tu ialah…. semasa sekolah menengah kot… or may be tak pernah dapat pakai saiz tu langsung…

    Diyana, u look so cute and cantik in that wedding kebaya….

  9. Carneyz,
    Yeay! Kita sebaya! Where is the apartment that u bought? blog abt it la… 🙂
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    Eintanz,
    Ehehe! Will post my before and after photo later… check out my transformation for a female homo sapien to female dugong.. 🙂
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    Ahni,
    Tima kasih Cik Puan Ahni… memakai jeans bersaiz 24 adalah sangat menggembirakan hati. marilah kite berdiet bersame2 unt memakainya! yeaaa!!!
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    Bani,
    Yelah.. aku tengah cerita pasal seluar jeans,apsal aku upload gambar kancil ek??? mungkin aku pun rasa cam nak makan kancil golek kotss… kat mana ada jual aaa??

  10. D,

    I know you can do it!! I only had facial for like 3 times in my whole life..and I am now 27. 2 times I did because I accompanied a fren..and she insisted to belanja me one session. And the third one I did just a week before my nikah…konon nak kasi glow lah.

    But my dear, you do have to put some mosturiser and use toner. Better for our skin. Don’t worry, the baby fat will go away after you give birth…provided kena rajin and proper diet.

    Whatever it is….I support you!!! You go girl!! I know u can do it!! Muah!! Love yah!! pejam celik hang mesti dah bleh say hello to size 24 levi’s jeans again. ehehehe

  11. 24 inch? Besaq TV ja! Haha.

    Alerrr nanti yu ken eksesais by main ligan2 with your baby bila dia dah besaq. dun wori dun wori. Heh.

  12. All the best to you 😉 I’m sure you’ll be able to lose those pregnancy weight in no time. Lots of urut and wrapping eh? You looked lovely during your akad nikah 😀

  13. Hey, KFC?! Yummy!

    you are gonna deliver soon, and you only gained 10kgs? that won’t be a difficult thing to lose then…i gained 20kgs! and it’s still here! hahahahahahaha…

    don’t worry, the longer you breastfeed, the quicker you lose weight.

    and the quicker you can fit into your kebaya!

  14. baguzz di..mari membeli rumah..kenikmatan mempunyai rumah sendiri tidak terucap oleh kata-kata..ewah..walaupun duit ko abih beribu sebulan…hehe

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