How to make me vomit blood and tonyoh a stinky diaper to your face in 5 easy steps.

Step 1:
Inform that you are coming over to our place with the purpose of visiting our new born.

Step 2:
Once you are there, pay no attention to the baby nor ask about his health or my health or anything whatsoever related to the baby and his mother.

Step 3:
Talk non stop about yourself, yourself and yourself and your extremely boring love life casino italiani con bonusgiochi black jack in lineavip casinogioco video poker gratisfree texas holdem poker game,free texas holdem game,free texas holdem card gamefree video pokeronline poker siteonline poker 7 card studpoker oddsinternet casino pokerinternet poker gamemac online pokermoney online play poker,play live poker,play pokerplay texas holdem poker online,free online texas holdem poker,texas holdem poker onlineonline betting pokermultiplayer poker onlineonline poker gamesonline poker tourhow to win at pokeronline casino pokerstud poker,7 card stud poker,7 card stud poker strategytexas hold em poker onlinewin 7 card studpoker videoplay money pokerfree poker softwarelive poker gamefreeroll texas holdem tournament,texas holdem tournament,free texas holdem tournamentfree online poker no download,free online holdem poker,free online pokertexas hold em,free texas hold em game,free online texas hold emfree video poker download7 card stud how toonline poker for funtexas hold em pokerplay texas holdem onlineonline poker freeonline poker bonusfun game home play pokerlive pokerhold em pokerhow to play omaha hi lo,hi lo omaha poker rule,omaha hi lofree internet pokercard games 7 card studvideo poker gameonline poker no downloadcaribbean stud pokeronline casino poker tournamentpoker rule,basic poker rule,omaha poker ruleonline video pokerdownload poker superstars,full tilt poker download,poker download that I have heard over and over and over again since the pass 10 years.

Step 4:
Take out the stuff you just bought from your recent shopping trip and while elaborating each and every detail; get super excited and subconsciously sit on my babyโ€™s mattress. Make sure you speak with full enthusiasm, waving your arms about until you donโ€™t realize you are hitting my tiny baby on the head.

Step 5:
Repeat step 2 to 4 and leave our house 5 hours later.

Happy Trying.

Author: Diyana

16 thoughts on “How to make me vomit blood and tonyoh a stinky diaper to your face in 5 easy steps.

  1. (bayangkan aku tengah ketawa guling guling kat tepi sofa yang pernah menjadi toilet bowl si lulu

  2. diyana babe, i don’t know where to find your email add.. so i might as well just leave a comment. hehe. wanted to share with you a couple of blogs i stumbled across recently..

    1. http://jimibot.blogspot.com/

    you taknak buat blog camnih ke? baby miki’s blog. quite cute.. ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. http://mumspotting.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html

    pi tengok entry yang paling atas skali. baby signing made easy. saja nak share ngan you. mana tau you’ll find it useful ๐Ÿ™‚

    hehe. ๐Ÿ™‚ how’s miki? kentut banyak lagi tak? hehe. take care babes. muahmuah!

  3. wakakakakakak (sambil guling2 atas lantai and hentak2 kaki…dah tahan nak terkencing) wakakakakakakak…lawak giler. Ade gak manusia camtuh yer.

  4. saya pun nak tanya soklan yang sama, adakah ini kisah benar? siapakah yang mak miki marah sangat tu? check-out my new blog ok.

  5. Bani, bukan Lulu la.. Lili Cat yg beron kat situ…

    Dona, memang I sangat menyampah kat dia!!!

    Yuzmin, thanks for sharing. I am thinking of writing Miki’s blog too but u see, my own blog pun like malasss giler nak update!!! Miki’s doing great by the way.. kentot kebaboom like he always does… hehehe

    Ayaq, ya betol, sangatlah hampeh org ittew..

    Kak iena, yes there is a person like this in this world! so obsess with her/himself sampai tak peduli orang keliling… sangatlah daku nak muntah darah dengar ceritanya!!

    Mami Hafiy, Sesungguhnya ini kisah benar!!! Memang rasa nak tonyoh muka dia dgn poo poo Miki!!!

    Ni, Mmg ini Kisah Benar dan bukannya fiction… Eh apa address blog u??

    Zino, sungguh sedih kerana mmg ada manusia pentingkan diri camnni dalam dunia… huhuhu

  6. ini macam munya olang haa saya ada kenal munya
    lu kena bagitau dia haa lu tamau dengar celita dia munya
    pasal haa kalau lu layan haa dia lasa syiok
    lagi mau kasi best haa itu masa time miki muka satu macam dok teran haa
    lu angkat muntut dia kasi itu olang munya muka
    balu syiok!

  7. lein kali kalau dia nak mai hang kata la hang tadak

    buat sakit hati ja…
    ah la siap kena kepala baby hang pulak tu… that’s too much!!!

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