How to make me vomit blood and tonyoh a stinky diaper to your face in 5 easy steps.
Mar 18th 2008DiyanaHow to make me vomit blood & Parenthood
Step 1:
Inform that you are coming over to our place with the purpose of visiting our new born.
Step 2:
Once you are there, pay no attention to the baby nor ask about his health or my health or anything whatsoever related to the baby and his mother.
Step 3:
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Step 4:
Take out the stuff you just bought from your recent shopping trip and while elaborating each and every detail; get super excited and subconsciously sit on my baby’s mattress. Make sure you speak with full enthusiasm, waving your arms about until you don’t realize you are hitting my tiny baby on the head.
Step 5:
Repeat step 2 to 4 and leave our house 5 hours later.
Happy Trying.
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16 Comments »
bani :* world peace on 19 Mar 2008 at 9:55 am #
(bayangkan aku tengah ketawa guling guling kat tepi sofa yang pernah menjadi toilet bowl si lulu
Dona on 19 Mar 2008 at 10:59 am #
sheet!
and you call these people friends?
kalau i, i won’t even allow them to come near Miki!
Nize on 19 Mar 2008 at 11:00 am #
UUuu…Uu.. =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
yuzmin on 19 Mar 2008 at 3:44 pm #
diyana babe, i don’t know where to find your email add.. so i might as well just leave a comment. hehe. wanted to share with you a couple of blogs i stumbled across recently..
1. http://jimibot.blogspot.com/
you taknak buat blog camnih ke? baby miki’s blog. quite cute..
2. http://mumspotting.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html
pi tengok entry yang paling atas skali. baby signing made easy. saja nak share ngan you. mana tau you’ll find it useful
hehe.
how’s miki? kentut banyak lagi tak? hehe. take care babes. muahmuah!
ayaq on 19 Mar 2008 at 7:28 pm #
Uuuu sungguh hampeh itu orang..kepeh3 59 kali pegi shopping…
Iena on 19 Mar 2008 at 9:59 pm #
wakakakakakak (sambil guling2 atas lantai and hentak2 kaki…dah tahan nak terkencing) wakakakakakakak…lawak giler. Ade gak manusia camtuh yer.
mami hafiy on 20 Mar 2008 at 1:52 am #
ho, adakah ini kisah benar! kalo benar ni mmg mau kene betul nih. huhuhu.
ni on 20 Mar 2008 at 7:22 pm #
saya pun nak tanya soklan yang sama, adakah ini kisah benar? siapakah yang mak miki marah sangat tu? check-out my new blog ok.
zino on 20 Mar 2008 at 7:43 pm #
ada ke orang macam ni? hehe
Diyana on 21 Mar 2008 at 12:07 am #
Bani, bukan Lulu la.. Lili Cat yg beron kat situ…
Dona, memang I sangat menyampah kat dia!!!
Yuzmin, thanks for sharing. I am thinking of writing Miki’s blog too but u see, my own blog pun like malasss giler nak update!!! Miki’s doing great by the way.. kentot kebaboom like he always does… hehehe
Ayaq, ya betol, sangatlah hampeh org ittew..
Kak iena, yes there is a person like this in this world! so obsess with her/himself sampai tak peduli orang keliling… sangatlah daku nak muntah darah dengar ceritanya!!
Mami Hafiy, Sesungguhnya ini kisah benar!!! Memang rasa nak tonyoh muka dia dgn poo poo Miki!!!
Ni, Mmg ini Kisah Benar dan bukannya fiction… Eh apa address blog u??
Zino, sungguh sedih kerana mmg ada manusia pentingkan diri camnni dalam dunia… huhuhu
shanananan on 21 Mar 2008 at 4:29 pm #
ini macam munya olang haa saya ada kenal munya
lu kena bagitau dia haa lu tamau dengar celita dia munya
pasal haa kalau lu layan haa dia lasa syiok
lagi mau kasi best haa itu masa time miki muka satu macam dok teran haa
lu angkat muntut dia kasi itu olang munya muka
balu syiok!
kawaii_desu on 23 Mar 2008 at 7:45 pm #
lein kali kalau dia nak mai hang kata la hang tadak
buat sakit hati ja…
ah la siap kena kepala baby hang pulak tu… that’s too much!!!
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