Melaka Getaway in One Pants

The two guys and I went to Melaka on Monday. We came back on Tuesday. We wanted to escape from the city and relax. Something like a vacation. But I searched my entire modulla oblongata and I coundnt find the justification to call a trip to Melaka, vacation. Maybe its hidden in the serebrum or in the pancreas but the logic is saying if you can hear the sound of Bani farting in Puchong then that place is not far enough to be called a vacation spot. And we could hear him prrootttt proottttt from the Mahkota Hotel that we were staying very well.

I packed a lot of stuff for the 2 days 1 nights stay, with a little kid like Miki you cannot travel light. There was his food and his clothes and diapers and his floaties. Then the cellphones, the notebook and camera and the charger of the cellphones and notebook and cameras. Phew! I packed too many stuff until I forgot to bring a spare pants for myself. Great! Luckily I could wear Miki’s shorts brought my undies else I might have pulled a Britney’s sepentot stunt. Ouch!

So I wore the same shocking pink Capri for two days. I was too lazy to get into the malls to find another pants. Ala… pelancong mana ada pakai baju melaram-laram kan? I was lucky too that Miki didn’t poop on my pants or anything. I didn’t poop in my pants too. I just farted a little bit.

I have tones of stories to tell and pictures to post, that will come later. Anyway here is me ( in my pink Capri) with Miki playing congkak at Taman Mini Malaysia.

Malaysian folk games congkak

Author: Diyana

21 thoughts on “Melaka Getaway in One Pants

  1. oi. whats wrong with wearing the same pair of pants for 2 days?! unless u tak pakai seluar dalam laaa… !! haha! nyek nyek.

  2. Diyana…pink capri tu…warna dia menyerlah…kalau 2 hari pakai memang orang lain perasan…heheheh…tapi takpelah kan…asalkan bersih wangi…pegi mana tak saper pun nak halau…pedulik aper ngan diorang…kentut takpe…poop jgn… 😛

  3. bani, bawak la aku pi melaka, kat tempat yg hang dok rkemen kata sedap sgt tu… nak harap aku pi sendiri mmg hang tau la kan potensi aku menyesatkan diri sgt tinggi

  4. MELAKA BEST! LOL sorryla.. tak sempatla nak berblog pasal vacation tuh.. manyak busy oo.. (surfing) heheheh Cendol Jonker Dessert the best!!

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