Ped´a`gog : Madam Mommy, in the car as we are stopping at the junction
“Look Miki, red light, we have to stop. Say STOP!”
Lesson – Road safety
Ped´a`gog : Sir Daddy, while watching football
“Miki, Liverpool is… apa? apa? Liverfool…. Haaa.. Pandai! (clap hands) ulang lagi.. ulang lagi.. Liverpool is LIVERFOOL….”
Lesson – Physiology, clapping hands
Ped´a`gog ; Mlle Shanaz, while getting Miki dressed
“Miki, only wear Baby Gap, Baby Guess and Polo Ralph Lauren, ok? Remember, Rallllphh Lauuuureennnn!”
Lesson – Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming a Singaporean vain
Ped´a`gog : Prof Belle
“Meow, meow, meow! Sound of cat, chip chip chip! Sound of bird! Meow, Meow…. NGAP!!! Cat eats bird!!!! Hooray!
Lesson – Biology101, Food chain in the complex environmental ecosystem
Ped´a`gog : Dr. Nize
“Kepeh kepeh kepeh!”
Lesson – Clownology, Study of the art and skills of becoming a Clown
Ped´a`gog : Mr. Bani, as Miki was being hold by a woman
“Miki, mana boobies? Mana boobies? Tunjuk BOOOOOBIESSS!”
Lesson – Anatomy, identifying body parts
Please God, Allah Al-Mighty, save my son from evil and bad, Amin.
hak hak hak…aku akan latih miki sehingga berjaya menjuarai Rajak Lawak musim ke-18!! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh..
more lesson to come har har har
aku mengajar cimiki menyayangi binatang2 seperti kucing yg comel seperti alexx bikonan
… dan Pak Ja’paq…
pak japaq bukanlah seekor kucing ye
pak japaq mungkin sejenis sang lamri..! =P kepeh kepeh
ataupun pak japaq kembar si nize
Hahahaha….
Amiinkan untuk doa diyana…tapi seb baik ade cikgu cikgu yang dedikasi macam dioran gtau…
ramai nyer cikgu-cikgi….
hahhaaaaa…mr bani is so ‘tak senonoh’..saba jelah diyana ye 😉
adeiii……..sakit perut aku gelak ni oiiiii
apalah tak senonoh..ok le tu heh heh heh…tu kan body parts…. pas ni nak ajar cimiki kata ganti nama bagi ‘anu’ plak hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha…your lil miki will be one smart boy with all those lessons. I like that kiasu-logy lesson. hmm..maybe should be brand-logy? 😀
semalam, barulah ku nampak perangai cimiki yg sebenarnya…bahaya gak mamat nih. aku kene menuntut ilmu pertahanan diri dgn lebih mendalam ni…
i like the Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming vain part.. but the culprit in my kids case would be me lah.. like my hubs said, budak2 bukan tau brand2 nih.. mama die jek yg lebih.. bg pakai baju ape2 pun dieorg pakai.. heheh..
and may i suggest to mr.bani to gune kate ganti name for boobies or other body parts tat he’s going to teach miki in the future? like gonzagas (for boobies.. as in Encino Man) or ding dong (for anu.. ) and so on.. like secret code gitu! 😀
adoi la abang bani oiii..itu jugak kau nak ajar…
ilmu itu wajib dituntut hahahahahaha
ahahhahaha ur blog entries very funny.
cheer me up while reading it in office..
Oh..i blog hope from Barb’s blog..
Yo Diyana!! I was at Guardian just now and I picked up a free magazine. When it’s free, I never fail to pick it up…heheheh. It was BaiBoo mag and guess what? I saw cutie Miki at the Beautiful Babies page. I was ecstatic to see his photo. At first, I thought….hmm..this handsome baby looked familiar and then when I read the name….OMG, it’s Miki. I must go leave a message at Diyana’s blog …hahhahaahhaa. Congrats to the little one on being featured in BaiBoo 😉
oh…i just realized this after i hit the “submit” button. errr..perhaps you were planning to surprise your blog readers about that and I sudah bongkar rahsia. sorry 🙁
BARBARA!!!! EVEN I HAVEN’T SEEN IT! waaaaaa!