Lessons for my baby
Mar 3rd 2009DiyanaParenthood
Ped´a`gog : Madam Mommy, in the car as we are stopping at the junction
“Look Miki, red light, we have to stop. Say STOP!”
Lesson – Road safety
Ped´a`gog : Sir Daddy, while watching football
“Miki, Liverpool is… apa? apa? Liverfool…. Haaa.. Pandai! (clap hands) ulang lagi.. ulang lagi.. Liverpool is LIVERFOOL….”
Lesson – Physiology, clapping hands
Ped´a`gog ; Mlle Shanaz, while getting Miki dressed
“Miki, only wear Baby Gap, Baby Guess and Polo Ralph Lauren, ok? Remember, Rallllphh Lauuuureennnn!”
Lesson – Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming a Singaporean vain
Ped´a`gog : Prof Belle
“Meow, meow, meow! Sound of cat, chip chip chip! Sound of bird! Meow, Meow…. NGAP!!! Cat eats bird!!!! Hooray!
Lesson – Biology101, Food chain in the complex environmental ecosystem
Ped´a`gog : Dr. Nize
“Kepeh kepeh kepeh!”
Lesson – Clownology, Study of the art and skills of becoming a Clown
Ped´a`gog : Mr. Bani, as Miki was being hold by a woman
“Miki, mana boobies? Mana boobies? Tunjuk BOOOOOBIESSS!”
Lesson – Anatomy, identifying body parts
Please God, Allah Al-Mighty, save my son from evil and bad, Amin.
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22 Comments »
Nize on 03 Mar 2009 at 11:05 am #
hak hak hak…aku akan latih miki sehingga berjaya menjuarai Rajak Lawak musim ke-18!! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh..
bani hensem? on 03 Mar 2009 at 11:28 am #
more lesson to come har har har
shananana on 03 Mar 2009 at 11:33 am #
aku mengajar cimiki menyayangi binatang2 seperti kucing yg comel seperti alexx bikonan
Diyana on 03 Mar 2009 at 11:40 am #
… dan Pak Ja’paq…
shananana on 03 Mar 2009 at 12:26 pm #
pak japaq bukanlah seekor kucing ye
Nize on 03 Mar 2009 at 12:41 pm #
pak japaq mungkin sejenis sang lamri..! =P kepeh kepeh
bani hensem? on 03 Mar 2009 at 12:45 pm #
ataupun pak japaq kembar si nize
Kak Anie on 03 Mar 2009 at 5:51 pm #
Hahahaha….
Amiinkan untuk doa diyana…tapi seb baik ade cikgu cikgu yang dedikasi macam dioran gtau…
akuni on 03 Mar 2009 at 9:04 pm #
ramai nyer cikgu-cikgi….
ina on 04 Mar 2009 at 8:27 am #
hahhaaaaa…mr bani is so ‘tak senonoh’..saba jelah diyana ye
rafidah ahmad on 04 Mar 2009 at 9:13 am #
adeiii……..sakit perut aku gelak ni oiiiii
bani hensem? on 04 Mar 2009 at 10:39 am #
apalah tak senonoh..ok le tu heh heh heh…tu kan body parts…. pas ni nak ajar cimiki kata ganti nama bagi ‘anu’ plak hahahahahaha
mommy to chumsy on 04 Mar 2009 at 10:57 am #
hahahahahahahaha…your lil miki will be one smart boy with all those lessons. I like that kiasu-logy lesson. hmm..maybe should be brand-logy?
bani hensem? on 04 Mar 2009 at 11:13 am #
semalam, barulah ku nampak perangai cimiki yg sebenarnya…bahaya gak mamat nih. aku kene menuntut ilmu pertahanan diri dgn lebih mendalam ni…
Dee on 04 Mar 2009 at 4:19 pm #
i like the Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming vain part.. but the culprit in my kids case would be me lah.. like my hubs said, budak2 bukan tau brand2 nih.. mama die jek yg lebih.. bg pakai baju ape2 pun dieorg pakai.. heheh..
and may i suggest to mr.bani to gune kate ganti name for boobies or other body parts tat he’s going to teach miki in the future? like gonzagas (for boobies.. as in Encino Man) or ding dong (for anu.. ) and so on.. like secret code gitu!
ayaq on 04 Mar 2009 at 6:36 pm #
adoi la abang bani oiii..itu jugak kau nak ajar…
bani hensem? on 04 Mar 2009 at 6:48 pm #
ilmu itu wajib dituntut hahahahahaha
Rachel on 05 Mar 2009 at 12:02 pm #
ahahhahaha ur blog entries very funny.
cheer me up while reading it in office..
Oh..i blog hope from Barb’s blog..
mommy to chumsy on 05 Mar 2009 at 7:39 pm #
Yo Diyana!! I was at Guardian just now and I picked up a free magazine. When it’s free, I never fail to pick it up…heheheh. It was BaiBoo mag and guess what? I saw cutie Miki at the Beautiful Babies page. I was ecstatic to see his photo. At first, I thought….hmm..this handsome baby looked familiar and then when I read the name….OMG, it’s Miki. I must go leave a message at Diyana’s blog …hahhahaahhaa. Congrats to the little one on being featured in BaiBoo
mommy to chumsy on 05 Mar 2009 at 7:40 pm #
oh…i just realized this after i hit the “submit” button. errr..perhaps you were planning to surprise your blog readers about that and I sudah bongkar rahsia. sorry
Diyana on 06 Mar 2009 at 12:11 am #
BARBARA!!!! EVEN I HAVEN’T SEEN IT! waaaaaa!
diyanazman.com » Learn Body Parts The Miki Way on 23 Mar 2009 at 10:57 am #
[...] By the time Miki was 12 months, he has known a lot of his body parts like in the photos below and several others. He knows his *****, his eyes, hair, his hands and his feet. He also knows a woman’s bosom thanks to Bani. [...]