Lessons for my baby

Ped´a`gog : Madam Mommy, in the car as we are stopping at the junction
“Look Miki, red light, we have to stop. Say STOP!”
Lesson – Road safety

Ped´a`gog : Sir Daddy, while watching football
“Miki, Liverpool is… apa? apa? Liverfool…. Haaa.. Pandai! (clap hands) ulang lagi.. ulang lagi.. Liverpool is LIVERFOOL….”
Lesson – Physiology, clapping hands

Ped´a`gog ; Mlle Shanaz, while getting Miki dressed
“Miki, only wear Baby Gap, Baby Guess and Polo Ralph Lauren, ok? Remember, Rallllphh Lauuuureennnn!”
Lesson – Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming a Singaporean vain

Ped´a`gog : Prof Belle
“Meow, meow, meow! Sound of cat, chip chip chip! Sound of bird! Meow, Meow…. NGAP!!! Cat eats bird!!!! Hooray!
Lesson – Biology101, Food chain in the complex environmental ecosystem

Ped´a`gog : Dr. Nize
“Kepeh kepeh kepeh!”
Lesson – Clownology, Study of the art and skills of becoming a Clown

Ped´a`gog : Mr. Bani, as Miki was being hold by a woman
“Miki, mana boobies? Mana boobies? Tunjuk BOOOOOBIESSS!”
Lesson – Anatomy, identifying body parts

Please God, Allah Al-Mighty, save my son from evil and bad, Amin.

Author: Diyana

22 thoughts on “Lessons for my baby

  1. hak hak hak…aku akan latih miki sehingga berjaya menjuarai Rajak Lawak musim ke-18!! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh..

  2. semalam, barulah ku nampak perangai cimiki yg sebenarnya…bahaya gak mamat nih. aku kene menuntut ilmu pertahanan diri dgn lebih mendalam ni…

  3. i like the Kiasu-logy, the art of becoming vain part.. but the culprit in my kids case would be me lah.. like my hubs said, budak2 bukan tau brand2 nih.. mama die jek yg lebih.. bg pakai baju ape2 pun dieorg pakai.. heheh..

    and may i suggest to mr.bani to gune kate ganti name for boobies or other body parts tat he’s going to teach miki in the future? like gonzagas (for boobies.. as in Encino Man) or ding dong (for anu.. ) and so on.. like secret code gitu! 😀

  4. ahahhahaha ur blog entries very funny.
    cheer me up while reading it in office..

    Oh..i blog hope from Barb’s blog..

  5. Yo Diyana!! I was at Guardian just now and I picked up a free magazine. When it’s free, I never fail to pick it up…heheheh. It was BaiBoo mag and guess what? I saw cutie Miki at the Beautiful Babies page. I was ecstatic to see his photo. At first, I thought….hmm..this handsome baby looked familiar and then when I read the name….OMG, it’s Miki. I must go leave a message at Diyana’s blog …hahhahaahhaa. Congrats to the little one on being featured in BaiBoo 😉

  6. oh…i just realized this after i hit the “submit” button. errr..perhaps you were planning to surprise your blog readers about that and I sudah bongkar rahsia. sorry 🙁

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