Whole Lotta Baby Girls

If all of the time that I spent thinking about this can be put together, I think I can get about an hour or two. Precious one hour or two that could be used for doing better stuff like trimming my bushy brows or collecting the toys strewn across the back seat of my car. Because seriously after that I can start to look like a decent homo sapien while opening a new branch of Toy R Us selling used playthings. But instead of doing all those productivity, I have been wondering why all of my friends seem to be having babies. Like all of them, all at once! For the past three years I have congratulated so many new moms and dads, I can be nominated as the main accelerator for the greetings card industry. And wrapping paper industry! And guess what, that group of newbie mommies are including me!!

Then it came to my senses that I have emerged to the era of mental maturity and wisdom or in other words my friends and I are NOT SO FREAKING YOUNG ANYMORE! YOU ARE ALREADY IN YOUR LATE 20s. THAT IS WHY ALL OF YOU ARE HAVING BABIES! WHAT IS SO PUZZLING ABOUT THAT?

Did I say my friends and I? Well actually it’s just my friends. I am 21.
Anywayyyyy…..

I wish I could list all of my friends with their newborns here but then the list will get too long and I have always have trouble with long lists. I abandon them. With curses. So lemme jot down the youngest three okay? Internet, my sincerest congratulations to:-

Azliza and Beskot for baby girl Dhia Batrisya
Nahreem for baby girl Yusreen Daania
Yasmin and Apai for baby girl Arissa Dania
Elis’ brother for another daughter named Nur Dayana

Hip hip hooray!!!

Went to the hospital the other day visit Aizam’s new born daughter and he says he plans to name her Nadia. This morning, a senior manager dropped by my cubicle to ask what is the meaning of Yang. Yang that comes after my first name – Diyana.

After I vomit ten buckets of blood (I get this sickness whenever I am asked the same question more then 10 zillion times) I told him it means The Most Gorgeous and Devine Woman with the Cutest Smile but with Tendency to Go Meroyan at Slow and Stupid Waiters. Then the manager went “Oh really?” with his eyes twinkling with happiness and contentment because he has found The Name he shall give his fourth baby ( a girl) that will be born soon – Diyana Yang.

I AM NOT KIDDING. His first daughter’s name is Dania and he saw my full name in the emails and he loves it so much he is naming his kid AFTER ME! Just like Azliza, Nahreem, Yasmin, Elis’s brother, and Aizam, they will not admit it if you ask but seriously, Dhia? Daania? Dania? Nadia? Dayana???

Mengaku je lah… those names are all inspired by ME! Your sengalest of all friends! Hehehehehheheheh!!! Congratulations all!

Author: Diyana

18 thoughts on “Whole Lotta Baby Girls

  1. aizam ade baby lagi????!!!! aizam ofis ke??? wow!!! sungguh productive!!! harus aku kejar….

    asal nama aku xda????!!! aku pun beranak baby girl gak!!!

  2. Den, iyelah Aizam mana lagi? Dah dapat girl sorang lagi yg cumil mulut merah. Ko takpayah sebab ko tak namakan Mea sebagai Mea Deanna.

  3. aww.. kasik tau la! wut’s d ‘yang’ in ur name stand for??
    i sediakan 10 bucket for you, k.. hehe

  4. Memula nak cakap thanx for the wishes, tapi kemudiannya….

    The ever delusional Yang…. paiseh..

  5. Ya Allah Ya Tohanku, lindungilah aku dari segala Diyanas, Danias, Danones, Dayanas and all Diyana-inspired-baby-names in this little world of our for God knows ONE DIYANA IS EQUIVALENT TO 100 DIYANAS already

    ….amiiiiiiin

  6. Min, thanks for sharing the link. Cuteness indeed. Remember the beanie hat you showed me? I wanted to buy that but couldnt find the seller. Asked a local handy-craft online seller to knit for me.. she doesn’t want pulak… she said the thread are too costly la… menyampah I okay!! Aku dah order tu buat je lah!

  7. diyana..kalau baby aku gul aku pilih nama ala2 nama kau ok..(ceh perasan la tu)…

  8. Curious, I already told u it’s “The Most Gorgeous and Devine Woman with the Cutest Smile but with Tendency to Go Meroyan at Slow and Stupid Waiters”
    hehe. thanks for visiting my blog!
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    Ejam, alaa ngaku jelah!
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    Anne, my friends are very smart, they prefer the blogger than the artist.. ehehehhe
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    Ina, i know u very well that u know me too well that I very cute. gahahaaa

  9. diyana, i got ur text msg but was outstation i think at that time. if i ‘terjumpa’ the beanie online, i’ll send u the link k. give my hugs and kisses to the cutie pie (the baby not the hubby!) :p xoxo

  10. Finally, missing blog found after 2 days! he he he diyana..macam teringin baby girl jekk! 🙂

  11. kuang kuang..the femes D….
    Skang ni orang suka nama anak mula ngan D…
    Nape ye?Aku pun tatau..hehehe..tapi mak hang la best2..27 tahun sudah dah namakan anak mula ngan huruf D…heheheh..

  12. yasmin, hahahah.. kebetulan je sekarang ni mmg trend nama start dengan D baik boy or girl. Termasuklah Dania hang yg aku tak jumpa lagi tu… ehehhe

  13. biar nama mula dengan huruf D…senang nanti…nak tunggu giliran kat kaunter pun cepat…u know terkadang nak daftar budak…kan ikut abjad…A-C this counter…D-F that counter…kalau nama anak dengan huruf A…sesak oi..dengan Ahmad-nya lah Abdul-nyalah, Abdullah-nyalah…

    Kalau huruf M….mintak nyawa…berapa banyak Mohammad dah…dengan Muhamed lah, Mohd lah…ceh…variation of ejaan

    aduhhh!!! beru teringat..anak cek pun nama bermula dengan M ** tepuk dahi! **

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