I watched this movie on Monday and until today I am still haunted. It keeps flashing in my eyes. Disturbing my sleep, spoiling my appetite. It is THE TEETH.
You didn’t notice it did you?
The opening scene of Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen is a scene that had taken place centuries ago, some ancient tribe armed with long spears attacking a Bengal tiger. And they all have exceptionally BAD TEETH.
Movie making Rule no 1 : For opening scenes – Highly exploited sexy girls – Yes. Handsome blokes with great abs –Yes. Fast cars and intoxicating materialistic life of the rich and famous- Yes. BAD TEETH – NO! NO! NO! They traumatize people! I am scared! Please use something else, man!! Pick just about anything for your opening scene ok? Just no rotting teeth, please….!
That is just one example. I say this time around Michael Bay has included so many unnecessary scenes that the movie could be way much better without.
Moving on from the copper colored oral images, we are now forced to see the scene of the sick lil Chihuahua humping the bulldog. Unnecessary! Kids might be watching. And later in the movie, there is another scene of annoying small Decepticon humping Mikaela’s foot. How the man’s cheap thrill could impact the story line of alien robots invasion I do not know. But the scene was there.
Changed unnecessarily into a white super short dress revealing super long legs (Writer rolls eyes, green with envy)
Unnecessarily holding hands and unnecessarily big boobed for a 17 year old (Writer jealous la tuh!)
Unnecessarily low-cut for a top! (Azman stared, mak sentapz!)
Despite my pleasure of watching so much fighting and war and metal crunching in this movie, I get rather disappointed with Sam’s character when he “breaks up” with BumbleBee prior to his trip to college. How could you Sam? You think you can get Mikaela if it wasn’t for Bee? Mak sentapz nyah! Mak emo!
Not too mention the fact that I do not get the twin robots. What are they for? To annoy me the crap out me? The movie was much more comprehensible after one of them was sucked up by the sucker giant robot. When I called sucker giant robot, that means I couldn’t remember its name because I dunno, THERE WAS WAY TOO MANY ROBOTS?
I missed Optimus Prime in this movie. I wish there are more of him in action to see. I felt like his last fighting scene was not enough, that he fights for too short a time after his resurrection.
After all that has been said, I have to admit that I was still thoroughly engaged and entertained. I wish it had more ominous feel about it, but yet was quite funny at the same time. I like the way the script was packed with jokes, one punch line after another. The special effects were of course astounding. The little distracting scenes like I said before might only just be me. After all the movie was two and a half hours and I WAS HOLDING MY PEE!
Last but not least, I hope next time these filmmakers would choose more distinctive colors for the two sides so that I can easily tell the robots apart especially during the fights. You know like chrome and rusty copper or grey and kelabu taik anjing. Hehe! I give Transformers a Bplus! Go watch it now.
looking at Megan Fox…kinda make me miss my pregnancy boobs…they were exploding!! hahaha
Megan Fox punya boobalas very the fake la..she has that “boob canyon” going on on her chest.
Michael Bay mmg exploit Mikaela gila2 punya..haha!
tuhan saja la membalas sebab diyana kutuk revenge of the fallen over nyah
i couldnt agree more. megan fox’s BOOBIES existance in the movie is a total distraction. tgh saspen2 tetiba melayang dua gunung, rimas nyah oii!! *haha writer jeles* also i have no idea how my husband knew which limb part of the robot yg teputus/tercabot/tertikam/melayang coz i couldnt see anything. it was a total CHAOS. hahahampehs. Overall mmg a movie wajib ditgk. Hanya tuhan sajalah yg membalas movie maker ini.
Eintanz, jangan marah mak nyah! kampung taww!!
for a cerita robot & tetek, Revenge of the Fallen adalah sangat best! hanya tuhan membalas!!
Diyana,
I pon was holding my pee in the 2nd hour of this boobies and robots movie..
Walaupun tak tahan, ku tahan kan jua demi Optimus Prime..
Hanya tuhan membalas..
P/S: This is the 1st comment i leave in ur blog after receives the msg from u in fb, for me to be a noisy reader instead of silent reader..huhu..
nyah..mak nak sgt sembulkn boobies macam mikaela tue!!!!!!! uwaaaaa… aper kn daya mak tak dapat cup C pon!! demit…!
omg, Megan Fox is 17?? iye ke??
ana, megan is not 17, mikaela is… 🙂
as always…..wakakakaka….u manage to make everything so funny and entertaining. I did not perasan the teeth part…ekekekek. But the humping part…it was some side joke…I don’t mind. eheheheh
U can differenciate the two groups…..decepticons are uglier….uhuhuhu
btw, mak jeles juga nyah….kental dan sexy gitu. uhuk
Mel,
sigh… harus preggie lagi la nampaknya baru boley dapat boobie meletops ye dak? muhahaha
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ayaq,
remember the scene Mikaela keluar mula2 skali yg dia tengah ‘tattoo’ kan motor dia tu! Haruskah menonggek sebegitu???? Mak jeles taw!! Mak takde vontot!! Hanya tuhan membalas!
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Lana,
hahahaha… hanya tuhan membalas you sebab dah pandai cakap hanya tuhan membalas! nampak jelas kekampungan.. hehe masyaAllah, hellotz kalau tak tengok rerun in slow mo harus la dia main bedal je which ever limbs dia nak sebut. TAK NAMPAK BABE!!!
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Sal,
Apsal ko nak tetek tersembol gittew Sal?!!! ko keji! hanya tuhan membalas!muahahahahhaaaa
Nanie H,
yes yes!!! I remember you!!! hahaha… finally u leave comment. apa kelass silent reader?! and yeah I nak terkucil giler but mata tetap di screen nengok boobies si megan. hahahahaha. thanks for reading my blog and adding me at fb. 🙂
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kak iena,
kekekkeke… anak2 turut menonton cerita begini kak iena oiii!! nanti semua remaja ngikut perangai hanjeng chihuahua itu camne?? dah la aku yg tua ni pon cam nak ikut perangai mikaela je… *ops kantoi hahahahahaa
ish ish ish…walopun belum ku tontoni movie ini….sudah cukup tgk kat sini je diyana..ha ha ha sememangnya sentap!
Hahaha OMG macam, perlukah nak tattoo the side (SIDE!) of the bike dari bahagian atas??? Bertinggung tepi motor sudeyy tak payah tonggek bagai. Hanya Tuhan membalas… (alamak dah tersampuk dgn ayat ni..)
D,
ahahaha…eh mikaela tuh hot and adventerous pe…akak pon nak jd camtuh gak. Baru rock…akakakaka