I Should Have Answered It That Way…

Question 1:
Minah – Diyana, I got a job at ASTRO, do you know any house or apartment I can rent around your neighbourhood?
Diyana – Owh, you can try Bandar Kinrara here and Bandar Kinrara there… I saw some  houses in xxxx, really great place, here I have this no of the agent you can call …
Minah – But that place sure very congested right?? Everyday jam one!! All road got traffic jam all the time.. Eiii.. I don’t like la… How can you stand it???
Diyana – Yeah, anyway take this number its 03-xxxxxxx..

I should have answered –

PALA OTAK angg!!!! You were the one asking for place to rent in my neighbourhood; and now you are complaining???!!! It is 2009 la… Kuala Kangsar to Manong also jam laaa.. you don’t want jam you move behind the hospital laaaa… from mental ward to morgue sure no traffic jam one….!! ~carut~carut~carut~

Question 2:
Peah – Diyana, how do you cook Ayam Goreng Berempah (Fried Chicken with spices)? I wanna try, gimme the recipe..
Diyana – Okay, I have two version, one, mix egg with curry powder, sugar, …. Then add some salt…. Version two is nicer, you blend red onions with spices and ginger… marinate and fry them…
Peah – Ginger??? Erkkk.. I never heard people put ginger in fried chicken before??? My mom cooks this too but she doesn’t put ginger.. eewww…
Diyana – Well, my cooking rule of thumb is anything chicken must have ginger…

I should have answered –

THEN GO BACK AND ASK YOU MOM laaa!!! Or Jamie Oliver..Or Pak Ali Canteen at St George’s!!! There is a million way to cook a chicken, if you do not want to know how creative my culinary skills can be, do not ask me!! ~carut~carut~carut~

angel vs evil

I took this test at Facebook a couple of days ago and it showed that I am 71% evil. What the hell??? After all the censorship that I have implemented on my own speech I still get 71%???? Imagine if I hadn’t , how many percentage you think I could get?

Author: Diyana

16 thoughts on “I Should Have Answered It That Way…

  1. dear, 29% for answering nicely .. but i guess carutan you behind her back sgt berapi that’s why end up 71% bad tu .. hehehe .. oh st. george’s, sudah lama tidak ku dgr skolah itu =)

  2. mesti pak ali kembang sebab hang masih ingat akan beliau.
    kenapa baik sangat jawapan asal hang hahahaha

  3. Hahahahhahahaha…
    Lawak2..betul..mmg lawak..
    Hang sebut Pak Ali, SGGS..meleleh air liur teringat masakan nya…ada lagi tak dia kat skolah kita?

  4. hahahahhhahaa….funny. i dislike those who want to ask us things and then start criticizing. thanks for your kind comments abt my health 😀 ok…i want to go take the quiz in FB. I bet i’m 99% E-V-I-L 😉

  5. diyana, i pon pakai ginger gak kalu nak masak ayam or any pedas punye. n my mom pon sama gak. so vote for using ginger! hikhikhik

  6. Sabar sabar sabar, bulan posa ni…

    p/s: my ayam berempah pun ada halia, kenapa Peah tu kata “eeww”?
    (eh… sabar-sabar Shani)

  7. hahahaha Kuala Kangsar – Manong. Jam ka? Selalu pegi tak jam sgt pun…

    Oih leave Pak Ali alone!! hahaha nak nasik ayam pak aliiiiiiiiiiiii

  8. nice raya songss..oopss st george’s..almost nak kena masuk sek tu n dah siap beli short merah..hehe..tapi last2 masuk sek asrama lain..anyway, u r rite masak ayam berempah dgn halia tu bukanlah pelik.memamg itu ramuannya..

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