Two days ago I have taken my blog to a greater height. I created a POP QUIZ, hooray!! And it was not about reaching just another blogging milestone, I was genuinely pleased that I could generate such an intellectual question specially made for my intellectual readers.
It was a pretty tough question, alright. Kinda challenge your brain ability in semantic and logic, and hopefully after my readers are done thinking, they are still capable of doing basic mathematic instead of turning spastic and starts changing the nose with plastic. Wtf?
Anyway, the question is:-
WHAT DO HELLO KITTY, SPONGEBOB, SHIN CHAN AND DIYANA HAVE IN COMMON?
A lot of people submitted their answers in the comment box, thank you very much. I must say that all answers are correct so all of us are pemenang and no one is pengalah.
But one thing that I don’t understand is answers like penepet (dangerously cynical),muka berlubang (holes in face) , hidung penyek (flat nosed), muka petak (square face); and kekampungan yang hanya Tuhan boleh membalas ( a beautiful young woman from the suburban and God will always bless her beauty) !!!!!
KORANG NI PEHAL HAA?? KORANG MENGAMBIL KESEMPATAN NAK MENGEJI AKU YE??? HAMPEH BETULLAAA KORANG SEMUA…..
I know la all those characteristics describe me better than depicting Bani as a big fat vain badass but you don’t have laaa to say it out loud kan?? Pantang aku suruh komen, habis sebakul kutukan bagi kat aku.. aku pasrah je… dalam hati membara-bara..
Anyway the person that came the closest to the correct answer is Shqrmom; she said “Is it about pictures being stolen and used against legal rights?” I would hand her the first prize immediately if it ain’t for the word legal that she used. Owhhh Legal is a word too big for someone kampong hanya Tuhan membalas like me… hahahaha
Actually people, my photo with eyes closed, mouth open and rambut like Kumpulan Hujan has been used by some stranger as his/her avatar in forums. So the similarity between Hello Kitty, Spongebob, Shin Chan and me is that our photos have used as profile pictures by strangers to represent themselves.
I am deeply concern about the one that has been using my picture especially. What if she wears baju kurung with suede loafers? OMG!! She could be a lady driver from Putrajaya!!! Noooo….. I would rather die than be associated with someone who drives with her face three inches from the steering wheel!!!! Nooooo….
Tok Gajah forum
mymanutd forum
I found out that my photo has been misused as informed by Bauk my spunky spy. I hope there are no more out there that hasn’t been discovered.
To apens7, yang ko berkenan sangat dengan gamba pompuan gila mulut ternganga tu pehal? baik ko tukar gambar aku tu cepat sebelum aku hanjengkan ko dan ambil legal actions. Ehh pandai pulak guna perkataan legal?
wow!! betapa hebat nyer penangan seorang diva bernama diyana! kehlass nyahh!!
bani adalah sangat comel dan baik hati. diyana sangat-sangat suka mengeji bani kerana beliau iri hati hati dengan nilai-nilai murni yang ada pada diri bani. bukan sahaja bani menjadi mangsa, bani juga trauma dengan keadaan diyana yang kini bagaikan raksaksa yang bole bertukar menjadi bakteria pada bila-bila masa. sesungguhnya diyanalah yang paling keji jika ingin dibandingkan dengan mr crab dan cruella de vil, diyana paling keji berbanding mereka.
emm emm..bani, hang gemok sebenarnye..!! wei brape kilo turun posa nih?! ha ha..apa la mengaku comel la..sopan la..tak relevan langsung! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
nize, you rock!!!
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bani, motipppp???
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Sal, diva la sangat…diving pun tak pernah, takut air kekdahnya…
kehadapan saudara ku nize,
walaupun aku gemok, aku tetap tau aku comel. walaupun hang kurus, takkan nak sorok iza…ops…ngeh ngeh ngeh…lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
aahhh bagus, bagus… perdebatan antara bani dengan nize sudah bermula, nasib naik posa, kalau tak harus aku ngadap komen box ni sambil makan popcorn…
Sahabat ku bani,
Oooo…sorok iya?! emm..aku cangkul hang baru tau..ha ha =P
hehehe.. dayen.. tu maknanya dayen sungguh glems gitew! pasrah je la ye 😛
bani kalau pakai cangkul tak lut.. kena pakai backhoe baru boleh korek lemak2 nya..
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kaknuyu… kalau kira glems takpe kak, kalau kira sengal setaraf spongbob? tak ke parah?
Shqrmom dapat jawapan yg hampir tepat pun sbb aku bagi clue kan? ;p
It’s a form of flattery though unethical, right?
bani ngan nize nie mmg teman sepergaduhan dr dulu kew?
wah wah!!! glamour you diyana! walaupun i rasa keji je makcik tu guna gambar you, tapi gile glamour u!!! heheheh…. =)
quote “kekampungan yang hanya Tuhan boleh membalas ( a beautiful young woman from the suburban and God will always bless her beauty) !!!!!” —– A VERY GOOD ONE!
pada sapa yg takde kat fb. diyana menyebut “menarrra” ‘r’ bergulung tebal u ols.
hawa, how come i cannot comment on your blog??? haritu blog ilana pun sama.. kena reject je my gmail.. eeeiii geram!!
hehe translation tu untuk pembaca2 yg tak paham bahasa melayu.. biarkan diorang konfius. hahahahaa
btw telekung canteks tu brp harga?
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asroll, i dont feel so bad about it because they are using it at manchester united forums. kalau kat forum bohsia2 mahu meroyan aku
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shani, hehehehe… actually kat tweet tu kan ada…
bani aku sumpah pahala posa ko kosong
…it’s a form of flattery I suppose…
I still think it’s wrong though.
shqrmom, it is really wrong!!! i dont have access to the forums i can only view the profiles else would deffinately create some drama there…
mebbe that person memang adore u or mebbe she/he/it is a stalker who live nearby your place…hence dia tau suar dalam lu semua apa kaler…
Bani: padan muka lu kena sumpah…!!
mel! warghhhhh spender ku takde kena mengena dalam ini gambar!!!!!!!!
memang takde pun…wa kata mebbe jek..huahahaha
** ilang pahala gua hari ni…**
“semua pemenang, tiada pengalah” hahaha,, Vince AF1 ape die buat skang ek?
waahh bauk terer.
dengan itu Bauk mendapat sebalang tat nenas atas usahasama beliau menjadi spy diriku..
hahah.. itu la.. sebaik bauk berjaye menspy.. ahhaha…
ayaq: nanti miskol aku or msg aku ek…ada hal.. hehehe
bauk: awat bauk? hang nak bagi aku duit raya ka..yeyey