The Nuffnang Cheque

Among all the advertising service providers that we engage with; Nuffnang pays the least of amount and the least of frequency.

The amount of time spent waiting for this cheque is almost enough to grow a pearl in an oyster, by inserting an irritant in the form of a grain of sand in between the layers of the oyster’s inside. Except the oyster HAS BEEN SMOKING WEED AND LISTENING TO INDIE MUSIC that the time it takes to realize that there is an irritant in its body IS LONGER THAN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE PEARL ITSELF!

In other words – enough to degrade a plastic bag!

Anyway I am still very happy because 499 is still a lot for an orang-kampong-hanya-Tuhan-membalas like me. Nuffnang allows its clients to cash out their payment everytime it reaches RM50. We waited until RM500 but damn they deducted RM1 for certain charges.

Thanks guys for visiting this website! You people are the best! Now let’s go smoke weed and listen to indie music shall we?

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Sapa sentapz kat aku nak kata aku suka berlagak and riak angkat tangan!?

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23 Responses to “The Nuffnang Cheque”

  1. eintanz on 09 Dec 2009 at 11:53 am #

    wow! no matter what amount that is, free money is always good. well done babe. belanja ah teh tariks

  2. yani on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:20 pm #

    wahhh bestt nyer… keep up ber’blogging’ yaa… luv all ur entries

  3. penyubiru on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:25 pm #

    tahniah! tahniah!. biasanya nuffnang proses 30 days dari hujung bulan. kalu cash out di antara 1 dis dan 31 dis 2009. bulan jan 2010 baru diorang proses. dan awal bulan feb 2010 akan dapat cek.

  4. brobanithemosteligiblebachelor on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:38 pm #

    aku sentap dgn satu iklan kat main page hang

  5. Diyana on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:41 pm #

    penyubiru, thanks for visiting my blog. cash out lambat takpe lagi, tapi kumpul duit lambat yang paling tak tahan tu… aisayyy… i mmg tak boleh cari makan dengan nuffnang ni… adsense tetap di hati!!!
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    bani, iklan perut gendut tu kan??? kan?? kan???????
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    yani! thankss :) hehehe
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    eintanz, itu la. sapa nak bg kan? lambat2 pun duit gak. jomla minum ajak bani ajak dona…

  6. ana on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:48 pm #

    kite tak penah letak iklan lain..tk tau nk compare sikit ke banyak

    tu nak beli apa tu..byk tu..hampir stgh ribu :)

  7. Diyana on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    ana, mmg byk 500 tapi tunggu lama sangat!!! tak berbaloii.. adsense lagi best cepat dan bayar USD.. nak beli apa ek? hehehe byk sale skrg ni…

  8. has on 09 Dec 2009 at 3:50 pm #

    hi. salam kenal
    rm499 lumayan tu..

  9. Sal on 09 Dec 2009 at 5:30 pm #

    wOw!!! cOngrats! bak mai sket..

  10. mommy to chumsy on 09 Dec 2009 at 6:05 pm #

    wah..kaching kaching! first Mr. Google sent you something and now Nuffnang? Cool :D I like your description of the pearl…muaahaahaaahaah.

  11. Shake on 09 Dec 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    not bad though…still worth a lot….

  12. IndependentQueen on 09 Dec 2009 at 11:14 pm #

    If yours like “to grow a pearl in an oyster” hurmmm blog like mine will be like.. “to wait for Sammy Vellu to lift off Shah Alam – KL toll gate la” :’(

  13. sayahappyslalu on 10 Dec 2009 at 10:23 am #

    keep it up.. and happy blogging! i also just got the check from nuffnang a few days ago..

  14. kisahsensasi on 10 Dec 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    Cayalah bro…. akhirnya dapat gak check tue kan… saya nie masih tunggu lagi… nak buat cam bro… maybe sampai cukup rm1000 baru nak cash out….tapi tak biler la nak menanti tue

  15. repulsive rina on 10 Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    on smoking weed n listening to indie music – dont scoff it till you try it babe! :)

  16. Nize on 10 Dec 2009 at 9:45 pm #

    ..rm499, emm..boleh la! puts..nanti blanje teh tarik… ha ha =P
    iklan gendut tu menganggu pemandangan saje..heh!!

  17. kak anie on 10 Dec 2009 at 10:30 pm #

    Diyana…akak ni masih belum boleh dpt bayaran lagik pun…akak ade le letakkan google ads tu…tapi ntah kenapa tak boleh nak masuk mail google plak…

  18. chuain on 11 Dec 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    iklan itu mmg….. !!!!! mmg sesuai untuk akak! ha ha ha punya la lama mendengonyer…

  19. Bo on 11 Dec 2009 at 9:39 pm #

    Congrats! Entri best2 semua. akan jadi pembaca setia.

  20. edy on 08 Sep 2010 at 6:13 am #

    info yang berguna tentang nuffnang

  21. Izzuddin Fauzi on 28 Oct 2010 at 10:09 pm #

    Anda dijemput hadir bagi memberikan pendapat dalam post terkini CYBERnurse. :D

    http://c-nurse.blogspot.com/2010/10/nuffnang-adakah-ini-ok-ataupun-ko.html

  22. pandabear on 22 Nov 2010 at 12:59 am #

    congrats bro.. keep it up..

  23. noriz on 06 Mar 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    oh my… blog yg best cam ni pun nuffnang kasi amount tu…agaknye setakat my blog, confirm… income maintain 25 sen je huhuhuuuuu

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