Siri Bercakap Dengan Miki – Fart itu Kentut

Last night while I was readying Miki for bed, as usual he embarked on an action-packed storytelling session about some adventures that he believed he just had…

With great enthusiasm and full of expressions, he stood on our king-sized poster bed and got on his actions. He kicked and he punched the air ( and occasionally me), he leaped and he rolled with sweet dainty face fierce like a tiger. Indeed he was telling me how he was attacked by the king of the jungle.

He told me; “Mummy, tiger tu datang ROAARRRRR… Miki sepak dia! Yaghh! Yaghh! Yaghh…. Pastu Miki bushhhhhh (punch)! Miki belasah! Miki strong Mummy! Pastu tiger tu pengsan!”

All I could say was some encouragements; for him to keep talking not fight animals haha! “Ye ke? Dari mana datang tiger tu?”

“Tadi Miki nampak kat Zoo, Mummy!” bila masa kita pergi zoo?

“Pastu ada lion dengan bear datang, Mummy.. pastu Miki lawan! Hiyaghhh yaghh yaghhh! Bushh! Yaghhhh…..!!” And the imaginary combat continued.

“Mummy, lion dengan bear tu besaq! Dia datang….Pastu Miki FART! FART! FART! Padan muka dia!”

Mummy pun terkesima… “Fart tu kentut la Miki!” terbayang anakku tala bontot kat muka lion and bear sambil kentut put! put! *pitam*

“Bukan… Miki lawan! Fart! Fart! Fart! Yaghh! Yaghh! Yaghh! Karate!!”

I still didn’t get it. “Eh Miki, fart tu kentut la…!!”

He was getting bored of me “BUKANNNN… FART TU LAWAN!! Miki lawann dengan lion dengan bear! Hiyaghhh” And the karate chops and helicopter kicks continued.

“Fart tu kentut!” I was so confused…

“BUKAN! Fart tu lawan!!” rolled his eyes… must be thinking that his Mummy wasn’t very smart.

And I finally got it.

My son was saying FIGHT and I heard he said FART. Took me several minutes to realize.

Sighh… Slow teacher me… Fast leaner Miki…