Happy Hot Mama’s Day

I hope it is not too late to wish all e.p.i.s.i.o.t.o.m.y suffering, boobs engorging, hair falling, sleep depriving hot mamas a HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. And for those who endured varicose veins and stretch marks, better luck next time that’s a DOUBLE HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to you! Muah!

Azman didn’t get me anything to express his love and gratitude to me for making it possible for him to become a father, when I COULD HAVE DIED pushing the baby out through the looong loooong birth canal after I put on 20 kilos in the process of nurturing HIS baby in my tummy for nine loooong loooong months.

Azman said it is unnecessary for us to celebrate. He said there is no significance to Mother’s Day because it’s just the manipulation and propaganda of the GREETING CARD INDUSTRY. I think he just forgot. It’s okay, I will still get him a cake on Father’s Day, some nice cupcakes maybe, sprinkled with chocolate and arsenic.

Happy Mother’s Day all!

Author: Diyana

20 thoughts on “Happy Hot Mama’s Day

  1. haha.. en azman,… its not of matter of getting mommies a nice huge pretty mother’s day card. but i guess what all father shud realize is.. Mother’s Day are meant for Mommies out there to at least ave a break for 1 freaking day. altho its almost IMPOSSIBLE.. but yup.. probably a morning kiss with a wish letting us know that u guys acknowledge the existence of mother’s day, breakfast in bed, house chores done by dad, help mummy in all possible way wud bring justice to those suffering, pain and restless days dat we mothers gone thru and will still go thru each passing day. ngeh..ngeh..ngeh.. 😀

  2. haha.. en azman,… its not just about getting mommies a nice huge pretty mother’s day card. but i guess what all father shud realize is.. Mother’s Day are meant for Mommies out there to at least ave a break for 1 freaking day. altho its almost IMPOSSIBLE.. but yup.. probably a morning kiss with a wish letting us know that u guys acknowledge the existence of mother’s day, breakfast in bed, house chores done by dad, help mummy in all possible way wud bring justice to those suffering, pain and restless days dat we mothers gone thru and will still go thru each passing day. ngeh..ngeh..ngeh.. 😀

  3. berkira??? u kata berkira??? we can die okayyy!!! ehemm..(pull myself back together)

    sori di, i pun drama gak most of the time. but anyway babe, happy mother’s day to you. being the vogue young and hipped mom, you..err make it we deserve all the cards, expensive meal, diamonds in the world as the token of appreciation. hehehe

  4. alamak! habes suma girlfriends aku mai hentam encik azman… hahahah…
    GIRL POWER!

    happy mother’s day to you too Fatin n Eintanz!! Muaxxx!!

  5. dude, i was also behaving like a jerk on mother’s day. picked up my son from tae kwon do and met with my friend at mcd. borak terlebih lama sket. the wife was taking a nap when i went out. and when she saw that it was getting a bit late and i was still not back, she though that we were getting her a surprise mother’s day cake or something like that.

    tengok-tengok balik kosong aje. kesian dia.

    hehe. apesal laa tak terpikir pun nak buat cam tu? hehe.

    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to all u mom’s out there..

  6. Hi Diyana,
    I am your silent reader….i think your blog is so cool and i come visiting regularly… but today i wanna wish you a very happy mother’s day! 🙂

  7. Uuu..Uu..kepeh kepeh!..si miki pun nak tulis card dia kecik lagi..ha ha ha
    aku sebelah hang my friend (azman=ciput)..diyana, sila mintak ngan MIKI!! =P ha ha ha..kepeh kepeh mari berkepeh!

  8. happy mother’s day diyana..i think ure a wonderful mum to miki..
    and azaman..i think u shud at least appreciate diyana and get her something nice for making it possible for you to become a daddy 🙂
    you know how woman love to be pampered..
    cheers!

  9. Mother’s day…why celebrate it? I thank my mother every now and then. For my wife, i know she knows i appreciate her (by doing most of the housework). So…celebrate or not it doesn’t matter.

    Mothers Day initiated by a greeting card company? Maybe la kut…

  10. Ooooo. It’s your first mother’s day kan??? Hehe. Happy belated mommy day to you!!

    Yes, go with special cupcakes for him next month 😛

  11. takyah le tunggu mother’s day baru nak celebrate……kan kan kan….cukup le sayang setiap ari….

  12. Selamat hari mak yang dah lambat beberapa hari. haha. abg man kudukut ahhh hoyahoi~~ *lari*

  13. apa la mother’s day semua ni..
    cuma nak gerakkan ekonomi saja.

    bukannya kedekut ayaq…cuma…
    wat pe beli kad dalam keadaan inflasi meningkat ni…
    jimat beli kad..bleh beli beras..

    eemmm…pasal cupcake tu..
    sorry la ye….teman idak le makan cupcake2 ni..

    kepada kawan2 yg lelaki tu..nize, acat, izhu, bani…
    jangan terpengaruh dgn anasir2 minta kad ni..ewahh..

  14. hahah

    apala azman chan ni… mmg nak makan arsenik la nampak gaya ni…

    anyway happy mothers’ day to yall…

  15. nice entry diyana coz now i know im not alone in this world with a hubby that does not celebrate OUR day haha. x pe2 everyday IS a mothers day boleh?

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