Things you can do with a car antenna

A part of my car had gone missing. When Azman told me that it was stolen, my eyes widen and I had a weird thinking marathon immediately starting in my brain. The feeling was not exactly unpleasant; it was almost like the bewilderment of surprise that I always get as I engulf myself in my favorite Stephen King thriller.

Until right now I still cannot find traces of fury in me but instead I continue to wonder. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A STOLEN CAR ANTENNA?

It is just a little radio aerial! Does it even have a resell value? It is not made out of gold or silver, boy it’s not even solid metal, so what is the thief gonna do with it? I am very much confused. I have been spending all night thinking of what an antenna can do. If the thief wants an upgrade to his car’s radio, can’t he just buy a new one from Brother’s? But the again, perhaps my antenna has other secret value….. hmmm… Who knows it could actually be:-

1. A baton to conduct an orchestra?

2. A magical wand! Swing it with a spell, the thief can pretend that he is in Hogwarts?

3. A stylish new stirrer for coffee? Boy, the thief will gonna look really hip and happening at Starbucks, mixing his latte with my antenna.

4. A cotton bud? Stick the edges with fiber, and then korek telinga.. hmm..nice! 

5. A replacement!! OMG!! This could be it! His own antenna got stolen and he took mine to replace it and now that mine is gone looks like I am gonna need to find another?! heh heh heh! (evil grin) 

Bob and Jimi pakai kereta Gen2 kan? Diorang park kat mana eh? Jeng jeng jengggggg….
 

Author: Diyana

8 thoughts on “Things you can do with a car antenna

  1. aku tak peduli!!!! aku akan menuntut bela atas pemergian aeriel keta aku!!! nasib la keta sapa2 pun! korang jaga2 je lah!!

  2. kawan-kawan, sila lindungi antenna anda dari pandangan puan diyana… nasib baik keter cimiki takde antenna, kalau tak mesti dah kene rembat dgn mak dia

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