Don’t make me turn the baby against you

“ Azman, would you get me a glass of orange juice, please…” sprawled on the couch, watching tv.

“ Later, I’m busy..” working on his notebook at the dining table across the room.

“ The Baby needs a glass of orange juice now!”

“ Well maybe Mummy can go and get it herself!”

“ Can’t you see I have not a drop of energy! How could you deny our Baby of orange juice? Oh you are so cruel..” sob! sob!

“ Well, if you hadn’t wasted so much energy on talking, you would have some right now for walking to the fridge!”

“ Azman, you better not make me turn the Baby against you now! You don’t want your Baby to grow up a Liverpool fan, do you? Mummy has the power to make Baby hates Ryan Giggs through every vein in the placenta, you know!!”

“ One orange juice coming right up!”

Author: Diyana

26 thoughts on “Don’t make me turn the baby against you

  1. Ugutan mcm tu tak berjaya dengan saya pasal saya punya Transformers G1 and making the babies as my dumbells works magic… he he…

    – Lord Vader

  2. hehhehehe.. thats probably your cutest and funniest posting yet! aku sgt suka! 🙂

  3. OH WOW! You’re pregnant! Congratulations babe!

    Nampak sangat dah berzaman i tak visit ure blog. How far long are you now? Congrats again, babe!

  4. Frankie,
    It works like magic I tell you!!
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    Carneyz,
    Pandai2 lah anda mengaplikasikannya nanti ye?? hows the Pesona going?
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    wan naza,
    ns naza tu apa? bunyi cam kuih raya jer…

  5. ayaq,
    ugutan sebegini akan kuteruskan selagi baby dikandung badan.. hahahaha
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    Farah,
    Frankie tu mmg ganas… dia mmg suka ballz ballz ni suma.. haha! bagusla kalau hang nak implement, kalau nak tips yg lebih lanjut sila email kepada saya..
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    Lord Vader,
    Tima kasih krn melawat website saye. sayangnya saye tidak faham dgn komen anda… pls elaborate. thank u! :joget:

  6. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    lawak giler entry nih…maybe i can do the same layter….
    but i doubt it will work…uhuhuhu
    I’ll try it nway…..
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…seres lawak.

    Azman,
    me…MU fan too..;)

    P/S: ns naza tuh …negeri sembilan naza football team lah D…

  7. eelllehhh…orang acah je tu..
    tak tergugat langsung dgn ugutan macam tu…
    baby ku tetap MU fan!
    (tapi..tak elok ulang ugutan tu banyak2 kali…nanti baby tu marah)

  8. Anak² kedua-dua tak tahan tengok Transformers Generation 1 ku. Jadi takat nak ugut untuk tukar aliran memang payah la.

    Dah la tu, dia orang berdua ter-amat-la suka jadi dumbell saya (alcheapo way for weight lifting). Dia orang pun suka la main gayut², superman and membuat kaki saya jadi see-saw…

    Ugutan tak berjaya punya… buat lari anak punya ugutan… haaa… tu lain sikit.

    Tapikan… sapa perlu ikut dengar sapa… tak masuk kursus kahwin ke? He he…

    Power to tha man!!!

    Cabut………………………………………………………….

    – Lord Vader
    – The force is strong with you young one, but you are not a Jedi yet
    – Join me and we shall end this conflict
    – Join me and we shall rule this galaxy as ‘Father’ and ‘Son’!

  9. Hello Di, dont bully Azman like that la….. I think he will do anything for u!! … and the baby……

  10. Rina….
    Hehe! thanks hot babe! :kisskiss:
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    Nina…
    Yeah, I didnt visit yours in a long time too…Tengok2 Danny has grown so big and and soo yummy chubby! I am 4 months preggie already… Thanks ya!! :guling:
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    Pokcik 13May,
    Kesian lagi saya yang berdaya ini…
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    Kak Iena Laling,
    Hehe! I know whats ns naza but aperr kelassssss… Baby adalah penyokong MU okay? ( tapi kalau Daddy malas buat air, Mummy can change that la) hehe! miss u kak iena :kisskiss:

  11. ha ha ha.. bersabar lah sahabat KU ciput..baby itu akan terpengaruh dgn KU juga penyokong MU..tiada yg boleh di ubah atau di brain wash..keh keh keh kepeh2 satu kali lagu tema MU!! :sinchan:

  12. betul2 menggunakan peluang yg ada…hahahaha…but jgn amalkan selalu..nanti baby jadik pemalas…kekekeke…apa yg ko suka skg?my irfan seems like suka tgk sports channel, sbb masa ngandung dulu aku slalu temankan hubby tgk bola…he’s so cute bila dia jerit time bola masuk goal…w/pun goal dr team yg bukan pilihan ayahnya 😛

  13. wahai lord vader…mmg lelaki ade power..tp takleh disalah guna…..
    perempuan pon ade hak….itulah masalah lelaki….. 😛

  14. ahni…
    ha… camtu lah anak ibu!! 🙂
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    Kak Lady,
    Jemputlah datang rumah… nanti Baby suruh Daddy masak nasik beriani pulak.. usahkan orange juice! hehe..
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    Zino,
    Thanks for visiting… Ini dinamakan peras ugut sunat.. ia diharuskan! hehe

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