Herpangina. Come again?

When the doctor told me my baby has Herpangina, I was totally freaked out! I mean what the fuk is that? But the doctor is nice and he wears kopiah and all…. I can’t ask him like that but oh! come on, doesn’t it sound freakingly disgusting to you? Tell me… is it only me or are you guys are mentally relating herpangina to herpes vagina too? It sure sounds like that ok?!!

Aww don’t give me that look, stop acting innocent I know you are thinking just like I do..

And guess what, this disease, the one that has been causing so much pain to my baby.. the one that makes me cry because I cannot stand seeing my baby in such agony.. the one that gives me all the reason for maddening despair…

is caused by Coxsackie virus!

Did I just hear Cox-sack-ie?

Oh,what an articulate combination! Herpes vagina cock! Herpes vagina cock! Lalala… Lalala!

Who was that doctor that founded the sickness? Couldn’t he named it after himself? Or his pet cat or something? Did he really have to name it herpes vagina just because it was caused by cock?

Oh my god.

I am going crazy, am I?

I think I am. Its all your fault, you disgusting crazy child-tormenting virus!!

Author: Diyana

19 thoughts on “Herpangina. Come again?

  1. Tell me… is it only me or are you guys mentally relating herpangina to herpes vagina too? – AKU TAK TERPIKIR LANGSUNG MCM TU. KALAU FEROD MUNGKIN LA KOT

    Coxsackie virus! – YANG NI BARU AKU ADA TERPIKIR LUCAH SKET HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    eeeee…lawak yg keji

  2. akuni, miki kena jangkitan kat mulut menyebabkan mulut dia penuh ulcer..
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    ayaq, insyaAllah…
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    Den, siot la… apsal si Mea tu elok je membesar, pandai lak tu… mak dia jauh lagi giler dari aku tau!

  3. diyana, and bani merapu, aku tak terpikiaq pasai tu, sebab nama penyakitla kan

    apatah lagi nak merelate nama2 tu in a xxx way, way diyana, kena panggey hang diyanalu la. aku surrender hahah

    but seriously tu sakit apa?

  4. dey bani, apa ni suka2 merelate aku,
    aku tak pikiaq apa2 pun tau… yg first baik yg second baik, kira hangpa duaorg lagi lu dr aku la, tambah di diyana blh la pulak relate nama2 penyakit tu secarra BIOLOGInya hahaha kudos diyana…

    bani, hang lucah dgn nama second tu, meaning aku shud panggey hang banilu lah

  5. diyana..miki akan ok tu..insyaallah..cuti sampai dia betul2 ok ye..
    betul den tu..jangan giler dulu la..heheheeeee 😉

  6. ala cian nyer miki. geget2 sket dia utk i eh. hopes he get well soon and owh you too babe, take care.

  7. dee, serius ke? ubatnyer cmner? huhu sure miki tak selesa kan….MiKI, aunty doakan MIKI cepat sembuh ye..Send my kiss for him..take care..

  8. diyana,
    how did miki contract the virus? daripada pemakanan ke? pergaulan ke? nak google for it tapi for sure dia kasi general info kot.

  9. Acat,
    it spreads through air… we just couldnt see that coming.. take care!
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    lalala…
    dudeeee… no it’s different… ko lagi pandai dari paed ke? lalalaaaa…

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