6 things that make me age faster
1. Azman hangs his wet towel to dry on Miki’s rattan horsey
2. Miki pleads and begs and screams and trash about asking for BEDOK! And when we don’t understand him, he would get all frustrated and start biting his shoes. What the hell is a BEDOK?? I don’t understand your kiddy jargon, boy now just forget it!! Besides those shoes are expensive dirty!!!
3. Motorcyclists that swirl around fast moving cars while beeping their pathetically annoying horns like beep beep beep! What are you using for a motorbike horn? Children’s squeaky slippers? Rubber duckie masuk air? Miki’s fart is more intimidating than that, SO STOP BEEPING YOU (&@#^&*^&!!!!
4. Bani’s text message saying “make cekodok now, I will be arriving in 10 minutes to eat”
5. The Secure Parking dude that has been working here for eternity and witnessing me go to and fro the parking lot every working day since Eternity by Calvin Klein and still would ask me loudly if I have the access to park my ride there. Okay, so today I look like Datuk Siti and tomorrow I look like Britney and the next day I look like Jennifer Lopez minus the butt but can’t he work out a brain cells or two to memorize my car????
6. Farah Fauzana’s voice
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bani hensem? on 20 Apr 2009 at 12:38 pm #
uuu uuu uuu…aku nak cekodok lagi uu uu uuu
siti, britney, Jlo? aku rasa hang tak mengenali sapa diri hang sebenarnya. kekadang hang mcm ramlah, sheeda dan most of the time macam rosiah
Nize on 20 Apr 2009 at 2:35 pm #
emm emm…aku pun rase macam tu la bani, diyana kekadang macam makcik salmah…! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
Diyana on 20 Apr 2009 at 2:43 pm #
perkara ke7 :- menunggu si kertu bani dan si kertu nize kahwin. sampai miki tumbuh misai dan janggut pun belum tentu kedua2 kertu ini akan berkahwin. seorang kertu sekejap kurus sekejap tembam dan seorang lagi kertu tak tembam2 walaupun makan kunyah 88 kali. tatau bila mereka akan dimasuk minang. sungguh syahdu!
ayaq on 20 Apr 2009 at 2:46 pm #
perkara ke-4 dan ke-7 memang boleh membuat sesiapa pun cepat tua!
Diyana on 20 Apr 2009 at 2:53 pm #
ayaq, tulung masukkan minang abe bani hang dan chegu hang ittiew
eintanz on 20 Apr 2009 at 3:01 pm #
bedok tu bedak kot? nak main swimming dalam bedak?
Diyana on 20 Apr 2009 at 3:04 pm #
eintanz, masa tu dalam kereta, miki tengok celah seat antara seat dengan hand brake, pastu cuba kuis2 pastu tak dapat pastu suruh i amik… habuk adalah kat situ… amenda tah bedok tu.. ju-on kot..dia sorang je nampak..
bedak dia boleh sebut jelas…
bani hensem? on 20 Apr 2009 at 4:54 pm #
apsal ada satu komen aku kat sini tak appear?
den on 20 Apr 2009 at 5:44 pm #
aku pun tunggu gak…. harap2 mea x kawin dulu b4 diorang!!!!
Shani on 20 Apr 2009 at 9:52 pm #
Huh~ kasihan D…
With this rate, you’ll be 25 in no time April next year ;p
repulsivelyrina on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:52 am #
hahahah..nombor tiga usop slalu buat!! yay yay!
lankapo on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:39 pm #
no 6…
suara farah fauzana pun ble cepat tua ke..tukar ke sinar la baru syiok
macam2 tips ada, kawin 2 3 4 pun ada hheehe
yasmin aka mamadanish on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:55 pm #
Aku nak gelak no 6!!!!
hahahaha….
Diyana on 21 Apr 2009 at 1:03 pm #
Bani, aku dah search dalam spam box, takda pun… mungkin komen ko terlalu keji sampai spam box pun tak lalu nak simpan…
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Den, jgn sampai Bani masuk minang Mea pulak..
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Shani, tu la… sekarang pun orang dah ingat I umur 22 taw!
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Rina, nasihatkan Usop tu sikit.. ish ish KEJI!!!
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Lankapo, kawin 2 3 4 tak relevan dalam hidupku.. aku mmg dengar Fly, Mix dan Sinar… Drama sebabak pun best… hehe
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Yas, suaranya menyakitkan koklea ku…