Office Ghost Stories Overdosed

That is what I am now. So many people are talking about their mystical X-Files sorta experience in the office that I need to go to the loo with a chaperone!

I am a chicken shit, I know but damnnn some of the stories are really freaky!

It all started when my ex-boss said she saw a woman peering at her while she was washing her hands at the ladies’. The “woman” was inside the first toilet cubicle and was peeking at her through the gap of the door. It was after 7pm and the peeping tom disappeared after a few seconds.

Then another co-worker of mine saw that “woman” too. In the same toilet at the same manner. At that time I was working in level three and this haunted ladies’ is at the second level.

After about a week, another creepy incident happened to my friend Ina, apparently her 8 month baby who has been a very happy child started to change in his behavior. He cried more and couldn’t be left playing alone. As it is normal in our community that when a child is ill or looks disturbed just the way Ina’s son was behaving; we take the child to an Ustaz or Ustazah to read the child some prayers.

But the Ustaz sangat hampehhh uols!!! Dia boleh tengok chrystal ball gamaknya!

Right after Ina explained about the baby’s problem he calmly voiced a simple question. A question very direct that it smacked Ina right across the face. The Ustaz that she has never met in her while life before asked if she has just moved to a new office. WTH??? He couldn’t have tell that she was even a working mom?! How did he even got a clue that her office has moved a new location?

*pengsan*

According to him something had follow Ina home and found a liking towards her lil baby. And the memories all came back to her that indeed her baby has started to cry excessively mysteriously without a reason exactly two weeks ago starting from the day our business officially operated at the new building. Ina too had been a lil too hardworking going back late every night. Lainla macam aku…. Balik lambat gak.. tapi kena ada orang teman pergi parking! Haha

Then more and more stories of sightings at the bathroom appeared. Even at the men’s bathroom only the guys don’t tell much stories they’d rather talk about sightings of golf balls on the green and sightings of a hot hootchie mama at some joint. Hmmpphh men!

Then another freaky incident happened to the CEO of one of our subsidiaries. Dudee… he is the big boss… he gotta be telling the truth right. Not like its Bani or Yin or Nize… if they tell a story I would need bear in mind that they are highly influenced by their PMS. Ehhh… Bani dengan Nize PMS kerr?

Anyway, the boss are in his forties and he drives a big MPV. One night on the way out from office, he felt like he was driving a his car FULL OF CHILDREN!! The empty car was rowdy and there were voices of children’s laughter and chatter from the back seats! The moment he looked over his shoulders the sound vanished but as he turned back front… the “kids” started to play again….

I think there is something in the water we drink. We are all hallucinating. But what about the Ustaz? Is he hallucinating too?