I hate you, Chris Brown!

Dear Chris Brown,

A lot of people over here find it very exciting to know that Rihanna was going to have a concert live in Kuala Lumpur. I was told that Xpax users are entitled for 30% discount on the tickets to see your beautiful girlfriend, but unfortunately I am no Xpax user. In fact I have Maxis tattooed to my femur. Tsk tsk…

Nevertheless, as one of those people who are enthusiastic, full of boiling desire to see your talented girlfriend flipping her umbrella this Friday, so I gave a colleague of mine RM10 for him to top up his handphone credits. With that he received the precious discount code via sms. He had then pass it to me and I had then pass it to my other friend who had to go to war. In Midvalley. To purchase THE TICKETS.

When she did get to the booth, they said the quota for discounted tickets has been reached. Marvelous isn’t it! Owhhh…. Look at these Rihanna tickets! I bought them without any freaking discounts! After I spent 3 DAYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH XPAX LINE! How nice…

Come to think about it, did I just make a humble donation of RM10 worth of CELCOM talk time to my colleague? I think I did, didnt I? Do you think i am that generous? I DON’T THINK SO!

But its okay, Chris. What is ten bucks compared to the opportunity to see your girlfriend, the hottest star, Rihanna performing live. After all they do say I look like her. So its okay. I am cool. Chill…

Rihanna Live in Kuala Lumpur concert ticket

So cool….

UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO PUNCH HER ON THE FACE! AND BITE HER ARM!!! JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN? DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS? WITHOUT DISCOUNT?!

I cannot believe that you could be such a PARTY POOPER! What do you supposed I should do with this strip of paper now ,huh? Wrap it around rice, serve it like sushi? Toss it on the floor, let it be eaten by Miki?

And what is this I hear from Perez Hilton that you have beaten the daylight out of her because Rihanna has got STD? I cannot believe this drama! You owe us a huge explanation, mister! you better explain now!

Diyana

Author: Diyana

25 thoughts on “I hate you, Chris Brown!

  1. dear chris brown,

    u better watch out this woman. what u did to rihanna, she might do the same to you. because of you, her mind is not in peace at all. and i, as her fren do feel her wrath. maybe i should do what you did to rihanna to you too.

    i have no xtra money to buy the ticket, until last minute before you torture rihanna, my fren finally got a very cheap free ticket and invite me to go with her to the concert. now, since the date has been canceled, i do not know whether we are capable to watch the concert at any later date. why? because we have to work to earn cheap salary for our decent breakfast, lunch and dinner. not like you chris, you dont have to work so hard like us. and if u do work hard, your daily salary would be enough to buy a nice decent malaysian car.

    chris, u owe us a big appology!

  2. kepada Chris Brown,

    walaupun ko tak paham apa aku cakap..sekurang-kurangnye diyana & bani menulis dalam bahasa kamu..
    oleh kerana aku tak terlibat ngan konsert rihanna..aku juga mahu menegaskan bahawa kalo lah ada konsert beyonce, sudah lama aku membeli tiketnye..walapun semahal USD 30!!
    sekian tima kasih.

    yours truly,
    kepeh-kepeh.

  3. dear chris brown,
    please dont mind nize, he’s a little crazy.
    thank you for helping me orchestrate the postponement of rihana’s concert.
    i am so dengki that i cannot go to the concert because i dont have money and i live in penang and my mommy wont let me go to kl. i really hope the concert will be canceled.
    thanks. i love you. will buy your album if i have money.
    kipaih kipaih kipaih

  4. hahahahaha very drama la you. neway, i pun bengang giler ni. hari2 dah dok hafal lagu rihanna, tup2 nyanyi kat karaoke je la..ela ela ela

  5. Bani, dipersilakan benam..
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    Nize, dipersilakan lempang…
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    Eintanz, huahua! you lagi kelakkor siot.. dah siap hafal lirik lagu rihanna tu.. hampehh aa kan Chris Brown ni… dah lapan bakul i maki hamun dia… kalau tak kan i dah boleh jumpa u kat stadium, pastu pow u belanja teh tarik… hehe

  6. I hate Perez Hilton. Sekian kata-kata dari seorang die hard fan ohnotheydidnt. Pi sini lagi best wei. www(dot)livejournal(dot)com/~ohnotheydidnt

    hihi.

    kesian shanu bakal dibenam dan dilempang. tabahkan atimu!!

  7. heheheeee..plan kau nak beli baju baru pun tergendala la yek…hahahaaaaa…
    jangan main2..diyana ini mau beli baju baru tengok konset..wiiuuu~~

  8. di, aku ada xpax, apasl tak bgtau nak kod diskaun???masa aku top up ari tu dpt la kod nye…..tapi disebabkan aku tak minat nak pegi..aku tekan more>delete…..

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  10. diyana, aku pun baru tau ari masa aku tanya hang tu uhu
    and tak tau pulak hang beli tiket ye aku ketinggalan…

    and chris brown itu mau kena smack down, ni kegansan terhadap wanita ni, bodoh piang betui, diyana, kena ganti tak duit hang tu?

  11. ada hikmah juga aku tak beli tiket lagi! weeeee…..

    mangkuk ayun depa nih! kalau tak skrg dah berpuluh2 gambar aku dgn rihanna dlm fb! huhuhu

  12. Lucky I didn’t purchase any tickets….takde refund ker? or the concert is postponed?

    P/S: Sangat terkezut dgr Chris Brown hits Rihanna. I heard he strangled her as well….fuh,…talking bout anger management.

  13. Dear Chris Brown,
    I would just to say that I think what you did to Rihanna was quite wrong and I will never buy another album of yours ever again. Be nicer to women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Chris Brown is a woman beating faggot who is now begging us to forgive him! He thought he was so cool that he could beat up one of the prettiest girls around and we would go for it! Is he as stupid as he acts? We don’t need Chris Brown! Let him go back to the Ghetto that he came from!

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